I'm 29, lived in Seattle my whole life. I still vividly remember the first time I saw him do his "magic" at the tender(ha) age of thirteen, blew my fucking mind. Now sixteen years later and a countless number of times seeing his rehearsed routine performed for sooo so many tourists, I have no damn idea how this short, handsome, "Vietnamese refugee" mends the rope.
I need to know. It's time...
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
I've dug up many wonderful retellings of how Victor Steinbrueck and the Friends of the Market saved Pike Place. The Mayor and a lot of big businesspeople were in favor of demolition. I understand the planned replacement included a very large parking garage, some kind of sports venue was once proposed, and something involved doing away with several blocks of 1st Ave. north of Union. Some small part of the original Market was going to be saved. But aside from that, I can't find details, and that's after quite a bit of browsing.
Does anyone here know if details of the proposed "revitalization" are online anywhere? What all was going to be built in its place? What part of the Market was slated to be retained?
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Japan.
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
