After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.

I've got a ton of sick beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What kind of vegetable likes rap music?

A TurnUp!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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If Oprah created a career-defining musical performance around green vegetables...

It would be Oprah's Okra Opera Opus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnivyXiang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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My father's dad joke.

What does a vegetable say in a party for the music to be louder?

Turnip the beet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sebfofun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.

I've got a ton of sick beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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