Vampire Food Puns

Stake n shake!

(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)

Neck-tarines!!

(From a 9yr old :-) )

Because they are bite sized

Hope requests are allowed, I have a vampire ( or similar) running an inn, "Bring out your bread" in a tabletop game and I need ideas for food and drinks. Currently I have steak, bloody Mary, Ham Helsing, and Bram Sausages Dracula ( that one didn't really work when I played it)

Any suggestions

Buried under all this food, his dying words were, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"

So, my GF was watching True Blood. I had donated platelets today, which I do every month. The following exchange ensued:

Me: "I wonder do vampires like platelets?"

GF: "They probably consider it one of their main food groups. Like we would view amino acids."

Me: "You're a meano!" (she has to endure lot of shite like this."

GF: "Well you're acidic!"

Me: "What are you basing this on?"

GF: groan