My psychiatrist and psychologist are considered that I might have been raped as a child, but don’t remember it since my father has done other unspeakable stuff to me. I have dissociative disorder and ptsd that’s why I might not remember it, just thinking about that procedure makes me hard to breath and freak out, I’m afraid my hmmm that place will just shut close and not let anything inside, please any advice? I’m panicking
Hey y’all. I (24F) got an internal ultrasound (fancy name Vaginal ultrasonography) done about two weeks ago to check for cysts. I have them, but that’s not the issue. The doctor saw something else, but first a backstory.
I had a sucky doctor for about two years that didn’t really inform me what exactly was going on with my HPV and abnormal cells in my body. I am on Medicaid so I was afraid to leave that doctor because it took me forever to find one that would take me in the first place. Well, after my last pap in July I got high grade results back again even though I have had cryotherapy and a LEEP procedure done within the last year. He told me I need to get the opinion of an oncologist (me being ignorant I didn’t know what he meant by that so I just went to my grad school’s GYN clinic).
Fast forward to now I got an ultrasound done and the doctor was really concerned that they hadn’t ordered another colposcopy for me. Things on the ultrasound looked bad and you could physically see the changes in my cervix and moving up inside my cervix. My cervix was also dilated like I was about to give birth. I asked her straight up if she thought I have cancer (i asked her to be honest with me after my bad experience with my last doctor not being forthcoming with info) and she said “possibly based on what I see here.”
She of course ordered a colposcopy to get a diagnosis but I am really scared. Has anyone’s progressed this fast before? Next year will be 3 years with HPV 16. My old doctor said I had an “aggressive case” but still never ordered another colposcopy.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
My psychiatrist and psychologist are considered that I might have been raped as a child, but don’t remember it since my father has done other unspeakable stuff to me. I have dissociative disorder and ptsd that’s why I might not remember it, just thinking about that procedure makes me hard to breath and freak out, I’m afraid my hmmm that place will just shut close and not let anything inside, please any advice? I’m panicking
