What military branch is an expert on belly buttons?

The Naval Corps.

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If Apple ever created a police force....

Would it be called the Apple Corps?

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A company that makes powerful pick up trucks in a northern city of England started by a famous Icelandic electronic pop artist.

It's BjΓΆrk's York Torque Corp.

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My Grandfather got me

Last weekend I attended the Marine Corps Ball

I was telling him about it and how we had a very nice time

he responded with "wow, sounds like you had a "ball"!"

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While I was riding in the car when...

We pass a corvette that has veteran plates and my dad says, "Of course he is driving a corvette, he is a corps vet."

I just gave him the ol' grin and eye roll

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