Useless Id Puns

How will it not? Id like to hear your argument...

Why do I wish caller ID worked? (Pet Peeve)

Yesterday, riding my exercise bike, my iPhone received a call. It just said City, State of a nearby suburb and a number I didn’t recognize. I told Siri-in-my-AirPods (earbuds) to decline the call.

40 seconds later Siri reads of a voicemail left by our neighbor and friend, who had called asking for help, having fallen in her backyard, unable to get up. Of course, she lives in my suburb, right behind our house.

I helped extricate her from her fallen-over ladder, unharmed.

A phone should be able to tell you who’s calling in the 21st century. You know, how it worked in the 20th century with landlines before cell phones? It should not require having that person in our “contacts”. We can use our voices to control things. Come on.

Stash of duplicates from private collection, unplayed, flawless. US shipping is $5 flat. Solid rep here from previous sales. Hit me up....will do deals on multiples.

Cokie The Clown - You’re Welcome (red splatter) NM/NM with insert $25https://www.discogs.com/release/13539715-Cokie-The-Clown-Youre-Welcome

**Get Dead/The Bomb Pops (Leadfoot/Can O’ Worms)**Neon Orange vinylNM/NM $18https://www.discogs.com/release/13685266-Get-Dead-The-Bombpops-Lead-Foot-Can-O-Worms?ev=item-vc

RebUke - 45…not a LPViolet vinylNM/NM $10 https://www.discogs.com/release/18066334-RebUke-45-Not-A-LP

NOFX - Fuck Day Six Club edition 2019 #10  (half yellow/half red) NM/NM $25https://www.discogs.com/release/15675658-NOFX-Fuck-Day-Six

NOFX - PRBOD Club edition 2019 #12 (white/violet/clear ) NM/NM $15https://www.discogs.com/release/15869540-NOFX-PRBOD

NOFX - Liza and Louise (1992 OG) NM/NM $10 https://www.discogs.com/release/1326026-NOFX-Liza-And-Louise

Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies - Cash Limited Edition, red vinyl NM/NM $18
https://www.discogs.com/release/1332099-Me-First-And-The-Gimme-Gimmes-Cash

Useless ID - 7 Hits From Hell White with pink splatter vinylNM/NM $6 
https://www.discogs.com/release/12803240-Useless-ID-7-Hits-From-Hell

Pre-Order for Useless ID – Bad Story, Happy Ending (20th Anniversary reissue) begins now!

Bad Story, Happy Ending is the third full length and first major label studio album by Israel’s Useless ID. Originally released in June 2001, it was the band’s first album on Kung Fu Records. The album was produced by The Ataris singer / guitarist Kris Roe and was recorded at Orange Whip Studios in Santa Barbara, California with Roe contributing additional guitars and sound effects, and the Ataris cellist Angus Cooke contributing cello.

To celebrate 20 years of Bad Story, Happy Ending we are giving it the full SBÄM treatment. Updated artwork, remastered audio (at The Blasting Room) and reissued on vinyl for the very first time!

We aim to have the vinyl in stock and shipped by Nov 19 but please be prepared to expect delays due to the current nature of the vinyl industry.

Grab it here:Sbam Direct - https://shop.sbam.rocks/
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Australia - https://artistfirst.com.au/collections/sbam-records

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For months I've been trying to transfer from my old location at a UPS hub because I was moving to a different state. I've spoke with literally every supervisor that works in my building, and nobody has been able to help me so far. They can't contact the building I'm trying to go to, can't contact HR, all around just useless.

Now I would just reapply, but I can't even do that because even though my ID is deactivated from not working, the UPS jobs website still has me in the system as already working in a different location.

Because my ID is deactivated, I can't even go on UPSers to MyHr to try and get help there. What can I do?

Video of whats happening: https://imgur.com/a/1HNt4Ds (1st attempt: saved password, 2nd attempt: manually typing password, 3rd attempt: random letters, 4th: typing password correctly again)

So the other day I downloaded warzone for the first time and accidentally pressed let blizzard games make my account when running it for the first time so now whenever I try to access my account online it instantly brings me to this page telling me to add a Activision id which im guessing is like your gamertag? But whenever I go to add it and press register it tells me to enter my password, which after I do it instantly disappears, and it just does this over and over again. No idea what to do because I can unlink my account and use one that works since im not logged in with 2fa.

Thanks for any help!

I know this probably isnt the place to do this but I need help and this is the best place I could find.

I am making a program which connects to the pop 3 mail server (utilizing the standard poplib library) to which it retrieves all the email ID s and pairs that ID with the subject which then saves it to a dictionary so that I can later compare new emails to the dictionary database and just append the new emails to it (since updating the entire dictionary takes a while), but I've noticed that every time I receive a new email, the email ID changes so whenever I use my dictionary to find the email I want using the ID by using : server.retr(ID)

it points it something else, therefore I have to refresh the dictionary so that it points to the right place, anyone have an idea of what I can do so that the email ID doesn't change or use another component to store in my dictionary search emails?

Lg G8 face Id, Unlocks phone even with eyes closed. Any idea if it's going to be fixed in upcoming patch updates ?

I HOPE YOU ARE ON HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING CHODE, I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A GRAM OF FUCKING SPIT AND DIE RIGHT BEFORE YOU TURN 100, SO EVERYONE CAN SEE WHAT A FUCKING LETDOWN YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN. FUCK YOUR STUPID SHOUT OUT, YEAH I FAINTED AND SO DID THE OTHER GUY BUT AT LEAST WE USE OUR WEAPONS LIKE REAL BIG BOIS AND DON'T FLIP AROUND THROUGH THE FUCKING AIR ACTING LIKE WE'RE ACTUALLY DOING DAMAGE WHILE OUR KINSECT PAYS OUR BILLS AND BRINGS HOME BACON. I MAY BE GARBAGE BUT YOU'RE A BITCH

Here's how it would go:

Me: "Moderate the sub"

Also me: 'They all hate me theyd rather i didnt do anything'

Me: "MODERATE THE FUCKING SUB"

Also me: 'but they hate me'