Why is a wooden USB stick worthless?
Because it's all bark and no byte.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I overheard my USB drive plotting to do evil things to me ever since I unplugged it improperly from a computer.
It has become very corrupt.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Step 1: Get a USB
Step 2: put it in hand.
Congratulations, you now have a husband.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
What is a spanish person favorite USB?
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︎ May 22 2019
It's a USB: A Universal CEREAL Bus
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︎ Mar 20 2017
So, if the USA is so great, why did they make a USB?
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︎ Feb 23 2018
I tried to plug a USB into a tree
But it was all bark and no byte
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︎ May 04 2018
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︎ Jun 22 2015
It's funny my old 20 megabyte USB stick is called a "mass storage device".
You'd think it would be a data storage device.
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︎ Feb 28 2017
Help Needed- USB Puns
All USB related Puns needed! Any pun will do, the more groan-worthy the better!
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︎ Nov 05 2014
What do you call Bees from the USA?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What do you call an American bee that loves sea ?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What do you call a hornet from America?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Iβm very proud of this dad joke my daughter just came up with on the spot
Her: What is this little USB thing? Is this a juul charger?
Me: No, I think itβs an adapter for the Steam controller.
Her: Well, a juul is kind of like a steam controller.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Now that the USA is no longer the pre-eminent superpower of the world, what's next?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What comes after USA?
USB.
P.S: Proud of my daughter.
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︎ May 26 2020
I put the memory device with the class assignment into the computer. Unfortunately, I chose the wrong one and porn started showing.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
How do you call a bumblebee from North America?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
US native bees have a nickname..
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︎ May 28 2020
Who would win a racing competition among all the computer devices?
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︎ May 22 2020
What do u call a bee arrived from US?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
An American beeβs name...
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︎ Apr 25 2020
What has Stars and Stripes and goes buzz?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
What was so wrong with USA...
...that they had to go and make USB?
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︎ Jan 17 2018
If there were another country like America, what would it be called?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What's the difference between the Queen of England and a computer cable?
One's a British WASP, and the other is a USB.
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︎ May 01 2019
What do you call a bee from America
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︎ Sep 01 2020
What do you call a Bee living in America
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What do you call an American Bee?
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︎ May 27 2020
What's on the right of USA?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
What do you call an American bee?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What do you call an American bee?
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︎ Mar 15 2020
What comes after USA?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
What do you call a bee from America?
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︎ Jan 04 2019
What do you call a bee that lives in America?
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︎ Sep 04 2019
What do you call a Bee from the US?
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True American
What is an American bee called?
USB.
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︎ Dec 08 2019
What do you call a bee that lives in America?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
What do you call a bee that comes from America?
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︎ Sep 21 2019
What do you call a bee that lives in America?
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︎ Dec 03 2019
What do you call a bee that lives in America?
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︎ Aug 28 2019
What do you call a bee that lives in America?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
What do you call an American bee
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︎ Nov 06 2019
What do you call a bee from the US?
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︎ Jul 06 2019
What do you call a modern bee from America?
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︎ Sep 05 2019
What's the name of country next to the USA?
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What do you call a bee that is found only in America?
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