Why is a wooden USB stick worthless?

Because it's all bark and no byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GameOnTheWay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I overheard my USB drive plotting to do evil things to me ever since I unplugged it improperly from a computer.

It has become very corrupt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Step 1: Get a USB

Step 2: put it in hand.

Congratulations, you now have a husband.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlduinIsAGeordie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What is a spanish person favorite USB?

USB si

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panda_0900
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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It's a USB: A Universal CEREAL Bus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObamaCare2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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So, if the USA is so great, why did they make a USB?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ian_in_real_life
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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I tried to plug a USB into a tree

But it was all bark and no byte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wombat_Terrorists
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Security officer: If you find a USB outside, don't bring it into the office reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xTheAddy
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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What do you call a security breach involving a USB stick? twitter.com/SwiftOnSecuri…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theoriginalwookie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2015
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It's funny my old 20 megabyte USB stick is called a "mass storage device".

You'd think it would be a data storage device.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_toastradamus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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Help Needed- USB Puns

All USB related Puns needed! Any pun will do, the more groan-worthy the better!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_johnarch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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What do you call Bees from the USA?

USBs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unobjectionables
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call an American bee that loves sea ?

USB type-C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaa_virus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call a hornet from America?

A USB

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I’m very proud of this dad joke my daughter just came up with on the spot

Her: What is this little USB thing? Is this a juul charger?

Me: No, I think it’s an adapter for the Steam controller.

Her: Well, a juul is kind of like a steam controller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimya_d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Now that the USA is no longer the pre-eminent superpower of the world, what's next?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SFLoridan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What comes after USA?

USB.

P.S: Proud of my daughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquarian9
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I put the memory device with the class assignment into the computer. Unfortunately, I chose the wrong one and porn started showing.

Oooops. Wrong USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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How do you call a bumblebee from North America?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gimel182
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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US native bees have a nickname..

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadOldLogan
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Who would win a racing competition among all the computer devices?

USB Flash Drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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What do u call a bee arrived from US?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pratik_ghag
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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An American bee’s name...

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-XYeetX-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What has Stars and Stripes and goes buzz?

A USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What was so wrong with USA...

...that they had to go and make USB?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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If there were another country like America, what would it be called?

USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonnetMacaque
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What's the difference between the Queen of England and a computer cable?

One's a British WASP, and the other is a USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What do you call a bee from America

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What do you call a Bee living in America

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What do you call an American Bee?

A USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditman111
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What's on the right of USA?

...... USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call an American bee?

a usb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stranger188
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What do you call an American bee?

A USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMegaPepega
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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What comes after USA?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nittu02
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What do you call a bee from America?

A USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaRedditAddict
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhisum_dhisum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What do you call a Bee from the US?

A USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gashau
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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True American

What is an American bee called?

USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itaielidan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gertjan-96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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What do you call a bee that comes from America?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steviagal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mefingers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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What do you call an American bee

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T_Naue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What do you call a bee from the US?

A USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Click-TBNRCactus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What do you call a modern bee from America?

A USB ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinytimloaf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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What's the name of country next to the USA?

the USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kty5417
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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What do you call a bee that is found only in America?

A USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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