Us Route 4 Puns

My wife and I took an evening trip, wanting a little extra time together I turned the “Avoid Highways” option on, on the GPS.

We get routed into a BAD neighborhood. Boarded up windows, people on edge because of us strangers there, dogs barking and what sounds like gunshots.

My wife is on edge as I turn down a street called “Smothers Road”.

As we go down it, I look over and ask her, “Do you know why this is such a dangerous road?”

She replies “No.”

I say “It’s because when you get robbed on this road it’s not just one person doing it. It’s one person and Smothers”.