Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".
Sorry for going on a tangent
I've haddock up to here with fish puns.
People just say them for the sheer halibut.
Ding heres a light joke to brighten up the world(three jokes in one) (;
thought this was good enough to end up here /r/cleanjokes/comments/j3…
I glanced up, called my daughter over to the computer and said, "Hey, you like jokes right? Come here and check this one out!"
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Can I post here if i need help coming up with a pun? I’m a high school teacher and am implementing a “phone hotel”. I wanted to name it something clever. Like a name that sounds similar to a real hotel or even name it “Phone Hotel” with a clever slogan. Any ideas?
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at hi
I've been trying to come up with something to post here...
...but I can't think of any good PUNchlines.
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few. imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
It's so hot here in Australia right now that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up...
... just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
Here is an easy three step program to pick up petite, blonde chicks.
Step 1. Go to a farm.
Step 2. Go to the chicken coop.
Step 3. Find a baby chicken and pick it up.
A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day, he feels it shaking, looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel shrieks, “What are you doing climbing my tree?” “Well, I’m coming up here to eat some pears.” says the elephant.
“You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!”
“Well I brought my own pears.”
A string goes into the bar and the bartender tells him, “We don’t serve your kind here” the string then leaves, twists himself up and parts his hair, coming back to the bar, the bartender then asks, “Aren’t you the string from yesterday?”
The string replies, “I’m a frayed knot”
My dad is in the hospital over his birthday this year and has asked for puns to cheer him up. Here's the card I'm sending him.
https://imgur.com/gallery/JMrrqp9
This popped up in my news feed. Definitely needed to be here
With all the upsetting news in the world today, here's something to cheer you up.
something
I usually text my girlfriend when I'm walking up the stairs to her apartment, and today I sent her this. I then realized the path I'm taking leads me to here.
