Hereβs a little early access to a pun I made. Iβm not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
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︎ Dec 16 2020
My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".
Sorry for going on a tangent
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I've haddock up to here with fish puns.
People just say them for the sheer halibut.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Ding heres a light joke to brighten up the world(three jokes in one) (;
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︎ Sep 16 2020
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I glanced up, called my daughter over to the computer and said, "Hey, you like jokes right? Come here and check this one out!"
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Here's something to light up your life
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Can I post here if i need help coming up with a pun? Iβm a high school teacher and am implementing a βphone hotelβ. I wanted to name it something clever. Like a name that sounds similar to a real hotel or even name it βPhone Hotelβ with a clever slogan. Any ideas?
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︎ Feb 08 2019
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at hi
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︎ Oct 23 2019
I've been trying to come up with something to post here...
...but I can't think of any good PUNchlines.
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︎ Nov 08 2018
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few.
imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
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︎ Aug 15 2015
It's so hot here in Australia right now that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up...
... just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day, he feels it shaking, looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel shrieks, βWhat are you doing climbing my tree?β βWell, Iβm coming up here to eat some pears.β says the elephant.
βYou idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!β
βWell I brought my own pears.β
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︎ Dec 23 2018
Here is an easy three step program to pick up petite, blonde chicks.
Step 1. Go to a farm.
Step 2. Go to the chicken coop.
Step 3. Find a baby chicken and pick it up.
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︎ May 17 2019
A string goes into the bar and the bartender tells him, βWe donβt serve your kind hereβ the string then leaves, twists himself up and parts his hair, coming back to the bar, the bartender then asks, βArenβt you the string from yesterday?β
The string replies, βIβm a frayed knotβ
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︎ Oct 23 2018
My dad is in the hospital over his birthday this year and has asked for puns to cheer him up. Here's the card I'm sending him.
https://imgur.com/gallery/JMrrqp9
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︎ Oct 08 2018
This popped up in my news feed. Definitely needed to be here
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︎ Aug 28 2013
With all the upsetting news in the world today, here's something to cheer you up.
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︎ Jun 05 2017
I usually text my girlfriend when I'm walking up the stairs to her apartment, and today I sent her this. I then realized the path I'm taking leads me to here.
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