Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyledreeling10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".

Sorry for going on a tangent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I've haddock up to here with fish puns.

People just say them for the sheer halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xholdsteadyx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Ding heres a light joke to brighten up the world(three jokes in one) (;
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHotSouthWinds
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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thought this was good enough to end up here /r/cleanjokes/comments/j3…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/size_q
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I glanced up, called my daughter over to the computer and said, "Hey, you like jokes right? Come here and check this one out!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Here's something to light up your life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Can I post here if i need help coming up with a pun? I’m a high school teacher and am implementing a β€œphone hotel”. I wanted to name it something clever. Like a name that sounds similar to a real hotel or even name it β€œPhone Hotel” with a clever slogan. Any ideas?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnieloo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at hi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I've been trying to come up with something to post here...

...but I can't think of any good PUNchlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FillibusterBuster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few. imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmailbox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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It's so hot here in Australia right now that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up...

... just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day, he feels it shaking, looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel shrieks, β€œWhat are you doing climbing my tree?” β€œWell, I’m coming up here to eat some pears.” says the elephant.

β€œYou idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!”

β€œWell I brought my own pears.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Here is an easy three step program to pick up petite, blonde chicks.

Step 1. Go to a farm.

Step 2. Go to the chicken coop.

Step 3. Find a baby chicken and pick it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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A string goes into the bar and the bartender tells him, β€œWe don’t serve your kind here” the string then leaves, twists himself up and parts his hair, coming back to the bar, the bartender then asks, β€œAren’t you the string from yesterday?”

The string replies, β€œI’m a frayed knot”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omghibird
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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My dad is in the hospital over his birthday this year and has asked for puns to cheer him up. Here's the card I'm sending him.

https://imgur.com/gallery/JMrrqp9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CandysaurusRex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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This popped up in my news feed. Definitely needed to be here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stfubaker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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With all the upsetting news in the world today, here's something to cheer you up.

something

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manHeath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2017
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I usually text my girlfriend when I'm walking up the stairs to her apartment, and today I sent her this. I then realized the path I'm taking leads me to here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chase0602
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2013
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