I built a support to prop up my planner that helps keep track of the news reports about the robbery of 3-foot measuring devices from a boat repair place in West Michigan...

It's my Georgetown Township Shipyard Yardstick Stickup Update Datebook Bookend.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MenacingBanjo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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You know why you should be my partner in the marijuana businesses?

Because you know I wonโ€™t smoke up all the profits.

Recreational marijuana was just legalized here in the state of Michigan, so my dad just had to make a joke. ๐Ÿ™„

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ArchyRs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Dadjoked the girlfriend twice in the past day

She's from Michigan and she said "I really miss Michigan" so I replied "would you say you... Missigan" to which she punched my arm

Today I told her that I bought a new shirt and she said "I wanna see!" so I replied "I didn't know you were blind" and she made this face :l while I cracked up

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gerbilseverywhere
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 10 2014
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Hail in Michigan

I recently went with a bunch of friends to see a hockey game at the University of Michigan. If you don't know, everyone who goes to that school is obsessed with their fight song which is titled "Hail to the Victors".

Anyway, we get outside the arena and then a torrential downpour starts. Our group runs underneath a bus stop awning thing to wait out the storm.

Then loud cracks start to be heard. Frozen rain has started to fall everywhere.

We look around at each other.

"Hey guys..." I say.

Everyone tenses up. I see the disappointment on their faces. They know what is about to come out of my mouth.

"Hail to the Victors!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dbarts21
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