Uno Game Puns

She told me it means nothing to her.

I told her it meant one.

Locally, all the original UNO card sets have been changed for cringy emoji UNO card sets.

However, by sheer luck, I found an original set hiding under another unrelated item in a different aisle, when I looked for more, I found none.

That's when my wife said "You found the last 'one'. "

She hates herself for saying that and I want to immortalize it.

It's the number one game

But it was a Risk I was willing to take.

This one requires a little backstory:

There's a cardgame called WHOT! It's just uno but with different shapes. Me and my dad used to play it a lot.

Unfortunately it's led to the same terrible joke being made repeatedly over the last 10 years or so. It goes something like this:

Dad: "You'll never guess what film's on tv tonight."

Me: "What?"

Dad: "No, I don't think they made a movie out of that. It's a card game."

It's literally been going on for over a decade now and it pains me deep inside my soul every time he says it.