It’s Fathers Day in Finland! Does that mean I get to make unlimited dadjokes until midnight?

...when it’s officially Finnished?

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Unlimited Strength
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SharpTechno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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The former NBA commissioner was persuaded to buy a family gym package that included unlimited personal training sessions...

After the trainer vowed she would leave no Stern untoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whosevelt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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My cell phone provider announced that they were going to provide me with unlimited data, then they texted me this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiacTD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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what do you call an unlimited supply of babies?

infanant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/secret_tsukasa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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Need some help. Life's been difficult.

My family/town has socially alienated me for my sexuality. This has lead to quite a couple of problems, as you could imagine.

I've been behind on my taxes for quite a bit and it was only a matter of time before the government found out. They've been having a field day confiscating all my belongings.

That leaves me on the street.

I make enough money panhandling and doing under the table stuff to get me food every day and even enough to pay for an unlimited data plan, which I'm using to write this.

I need support. I can't continue on like this.

Life's not easy.

Especially if you're a homelessexual like me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedOutToast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Why do startup bands pay for the most expensive data plans?

Unlimited gigs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Talking-Rabbit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Data plan

Me and my dad were watching TV and it was the commercial break and a cellphone commercial came on. They mentioned a unlimited data plan and I said, "I Wish I had an unlimited data plan." He then said, "Well you can, I'm right here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StylezBitchly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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Lady of the evening asks my dad if he wants a little company...

He says, "No thanks, I'd like a big company with 1000 employees, unlimited expense account and a corporate jet."

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