In my opinion, the United States has by far the best flag 🇺🇸 of any country.
I'd give it a rating of 50 stars.
The last time the United States had to fight off a foreign invasion was against the British in The War of 1812.
Just think, if the British had won, we'd all be speaking English now.
A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18
The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.
British ships say HMS for Her Majesty's Ship, American ships say USS for United States Ship
Italian ships say AMB for Atzah My Boat!
- from my 75 yr old Italian American dad at family dinner the other night
Why did it take up until last year for Volkswagen to finally manufacture electric cars in the United States?
Because it took them awhile to get the bugs worked out
I just read that California leads the United States in both depression rates and cases of infidelity
Talk about a sad state of affairs
What would you call a name given to someone who visits the eastern United States?
An Appalachian appellation.
I'm commissioning an artist to paint Poseidon with the face of the President of the United States, but his spear has only two pointy ends instead of three
What do you call a bee from the United States
In the 1980s, the USSR and the United States held annual competitions to see who could do the fastest handstand walk
I wrote a fictional short story about Giovanni Coinci, the first Italian immigrant to open a dentistry private practice in the United States.
Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely Coinci Dental.
What was the United States like before George Washington?
Who was the 18th president of the United States?
This is a hard question, I'll grant you that.
I am a professional reviewer of historic sites in the United States. I recently visited the site of a famous gunfight at a corral in Arizona...
I wonder if blind people exist in United States.
Because their anthem starts with "Oh say can you see".
What did the pirate say when asked which cable he used to charge his phone, causing the ice caps to melt and submerge the entire United States.
USB-C
Source: Came up with this myself whilst talking pirate to my 11 year old. (It happens sometimes). Forgive me…
Do you know what would happen if you put Alaska on top of the United States?
A lot of people would die.
How much does the entire United States cost?
Nothing, because it's a free country
Missouri has the most bordering states (8, tied with tennessee) out of any of the 50 United States of America. You know what they say, Missouri loves company.
Was your waist the 16th president of the United States?
...cause those hips don’t lie
A recent study of rocking chairs indicated that certain parts of the world do far less rocking than the United States while specific countries do...
Mo-roccan.
This joke provided by dads giving babies a bottle in a rocking chair early in the morning.
Why did the Koala immigrate to the United States?
Because he wanted the right to bear arms.
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
The United States Postal Service got jokes
BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
We need to add three more states to the United States of America
53 states would make it a prime number; One nation, indivisible.
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
What was the 16th president of the United States told before the dinner party?
My office space is a cubicle, president of the United States has an oval.
Someone has been cutting corners.
In the United States, you’re American.
But in the bathroom, European.
News broke today that due to salmonella concerns, there is a national recall on just about every type of onion in the united states...
To be honest, I'm not shedding any tears over it.
The United States is a cancer.
Its birthday is July 4th.
What's the difference between the United States and United Kingdom
I hear the United States is well stocked for a bird-of-prey flu epidemic...
There are plenty of ill eagle drugs for just such emergency.
TIL The 1st United States Volunteer Cavalry, one of three such regiments raised in 1898 for the Spanish–American War, had dogs to go with them...
The were The Ruff Riders.
Which branch of the United States military is the most patriotic?
The Air Force; they're US AF
President Trump has announced a ban on all shredded cheese in the United States.
In doing so he promises to Make America Grate Again.
My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...
Last week, a freshman secret service officer stopped an assassination attempt on the president of the United States by screaming “Mickey Mouse”!
When his superior congratulated him for the arrest, he asked “Why did you scream Mickey Mouse?” And the secret serviceman said “I was trying to say Donald Duck!”
What do you call a bee that is from the United States
What was the 16th president of the United States told before a dinner party?
Which branch of military is the most patriotic in the United States?
The Air Force, because they're US AF.
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