A list of puns related to "Ugly Is Beautiful"
Well, the doc says, I look at the baby and then I look at the mom and say - your baby looks just like you!
My granddaughter was recently born, and she is, of course, perfection incarnate. However, the night she was born, I got my son.
We had left his girlfriend's hospital room where she was in labor (14 1/2 hours!) to get some coffee. As we did so, I gave him some fatherly advice.
Me: Son, you know how everyone acts like all babies are beautiful?
Him: Yeah.
Me: Well, you and I both know that it's not true. There are some ugly babies out there. Now, I am not saying yours is going to be, I am sure she's going to be fine, but just in case...
Him: Yes?
Me: You know those signs at some bathrooms that say "Baby Changing Station"? Just stick her in there, close the lid...
Him: OMG, Dad, shut the fuck up!
Me: <literally tapdancing away>
Confused, I asked him, "Hey man what's up with the bees?" And he suddenly said, "You're ugly."
Affronted, I said, "Ugly?!! And what do YOU know about looks!"
So he told me, "Beauty is in the eye of the beeholder."
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