There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut
What has two butts and kills people?
There are two types of people
- Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data.
"There are five types of people..." *holds up two fingers *
Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don't...
Two people are at someone's funeral
The host asks the guest,
"Would you like to say a word?"
The guest than goes up than says,
"Bargain"
The host starts crying and says,
"That means a great deal."
Two people agreed to never speak to each other secretly
It was an unspoken agreement.
What do you call it when two Vietnamese people with common names get married?
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
Did you hear the was a fire at a used furniture store and two people died next door?
It was due the second hand smoke
Sex between two people is a twosome, sex between three people is a threesome.
What do you call two people arguing in a sauna?
What do you call two people looking at the same thing at different times?
What do you call two people talking about their Chuck Taylor All Star shoes?
You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...
Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?
What do you call the love between two people that never engage in sexual activity and love eating a lot?
What flower can kiss two people at once?
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
I angered two people today by calling them hipsters...
Apparently, the correct term is conjoined twins...
My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.
I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.
Two people descended down a wall of a canyon.
Two people fell in love as they were sharing Gems candy. What do you call their relationship?
What do two people have when they both like to boil leaves in water, add milk, and put it into the freezer?
MOM: I always see those same two homeless people kissing or holding hands. How sweet. See, even life's unfortunates can know love!
DAD: Those are tweakers, hon. They're either speed dating or just mething around.
MOM: I don't know why I married you.
When two people have sex it's called a two-some, when three people have sex it's a threesome
Guess that's why my dad calls me handsome.
What do you call a wedding between two Russian people?
If two right handed people kill eachother who’s left.
There are two types of people in this world
- Those with a good memory
I forget what the other type is.
I just found out Michael Stipe from R.E.M. died, and only two people know..
That's me and the coroner.
What do you call two people who share the same sense of humor but have never met?
What does a fistfight between two deaf people sound like?
There are two types of people in this world.
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only two types of people in the world:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
There are two types of people in this world.
People who finish what they started
There are two types of people in this world
Those who extrapolate on incomplete data
What’s got two butts and kills people?
There are two kinds of people
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
There are two types of people in this world
There are two kinds of people in this world
Those that can extrapolate incomplete data,
What do you call someone with two butts and kills people?
What’s got two butts and kills people?
In this world there are two types of people:
people that finish sentences and...
What has two butts and kills people?
There are two types of people in this world
I angered two people by callling them hipsters.......
Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
There are two types of people in this world.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
There are two types of people
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
There are two types of people, those that can extrapolate from an incomplete data set
There are two types of people in the world.
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