Thereβs a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean that colour isβ¦a pigment of your imagination?
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What has two butts and kills people?
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︎ Aug 28 2022
There are two kinds of people in this world.
Those who can extrapolate data from a given set of information.
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︎ Aug 19 2022
If two people really love each other, nothing is impossible.
Except maybe deciding where to eat.
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︎ Sep 20 2022
Did you know that Apollo Creed from Rocky has a child with two butts that killed people?
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Two people look at a globe
Person 1: Hey, wanna see something cool?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 1: *points at Antarctica*
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︎ Jul 09 2022
There are two kinds of people in this world: People who would never rob a bank...
...and people you can trust with your side project.
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︎ Aug 17 2022
Why do people bring two pairs of socks to a golf course?
In case they get a hole in one.
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︎ Aug 12 2022
What starts with M, ends with E and can bring two people eternal happiness?
Me...
I'm a divorce lawyer.
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︎ Nov 18 2021
Did you hear on the news an invisible man ambushed two people
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︎ Jun 23 2022
There are two types of people in this world.
Those who need resolution
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︎ Jul 05 2022
Why don't French people ever eat two eggs for breakfast?
Because one egg is un Εuf
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︎ Nov 18 2021
Some people shave their heads for charity, but I decided instead to comb my hair in two opposite directions.
Iβm just trying to do my part.
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︎ Mar 25 2022
There are two types of people in this world, those who admit to masturbating.....
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︎ Apr 24 2022
There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
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︎ Jun 24 2021
If a dance contest between two people is a dance-off...
Then a beatbox contest between two people is a beat-off.
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︎ Mar 27 2022
What do you call two people who bond over clothing?
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︎ Apr 25 2022
Just texted my wife to say I was in a self check out line 20 people deep with just two pieces of fruit!
Her reply: F*ck that! That's bananas! I'll go later.
(She's a keeper)
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︎ May 22 2022
If two people called Victor have a fight, they both win...
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︎ Feb 26 2022
I've just angered two people on the street, by calling them hipsters..
.. apparently, the correct term is conjoined twins.
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︎ Oct 05 2021
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny
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︎ Feb 21 2021
There are just two types of people I can't stand:
People who get common words confused with Ancient Greeks, and hippocrates.
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︎ Oct 19 2021
To the two people talking behind my back...
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︎ Feb 12 2022
There are two kinds of people
Those who can't count, those who can't form coherent ideas properly, and those who can't
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︎ Mar 06 2022
I heard two people joking about whether or not American or Swiss food was better
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︎ Mar 14 2022
How do you stop a fight between two blind people?
Say "I bet $10 on the one with the knife", and both will run away
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︎ May 30 2021
What do you call it when two people aggressively rub bellies together in the ocean?
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︎ Dec 06 2021
there are two kinds of people
1: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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︎ Sep 17 2022
What has two butts and kills people?
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︎ Sep 18 2022
Who has two butts and kills people?
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︎ May 09 2022
There are two types of people in the world:
Those who can extrapolate solutions from incomplete data.
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︎ Apr 02 2022
There are two types of people:
People who can extrapolate from incomplete data and
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︎ Jun 12 2022
There are two types of people in this world
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,
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︎ Mar 01 2022
What has two butts and kills people?
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︎ Feb 28 2022
There two kinds of people I envy in the world:
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︎ May 01 2022
What has two butts and kills people?
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︎ May 13 2021
Why don't French-speaking people eat two eggs at a time?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Mar 03 2022
There are two types of people in this world
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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︎ Mar 15 2022
There are only two types of people
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sets of data
And
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︎ Jan 15 2022
What has two butts and kills people?
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︎ Jan 23 2022
(Fixed itπ)Why do people bring two pairs of socks when they go golfing
In case they get a hole in one
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︎ Feb 21 2022
There's two types of people in this world
- Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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︎ Jan 30 2022
There are two kinds of people in the worldβ¦
Those who can extrapolate from missing information
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︎ Sep 06 2021
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin.
I'll let myself out.
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︎ Jul 30 2021
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