I was visiting my blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
I said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' she answered, “They're watch dogs'!
What do you call it when two Vietnamese people with common names get married?
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
Which food has a two letter name?
Candy.
Its name is made up of C and Y
Two women at work swap names occasionally
So I guess Sharon is Karen
Two cats had a race across a river. Their names were "One Two Three" and "Un Deux Trois". Which one came first?
"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.
Someone asked me to name two water holding structures
Two lumberjacks were cutting wood. One of them shouted at the other over the noise of the chainsaw, “What was the name of that tree ring dating app you were using?”
The other replied, “Tiiiiimmmber!”
My friend asked me if I could name two different structures that hold water.
When you buy two puppies, name them One and Two.
In case you lose one, you still have two.
A king sat on his throne in his beautiful kingdom. Before him were three glasses set on a table. The first two are filled with water, but the third one is empty. What is the name of the king?
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?
Air Force Two should have its name changed
I turned to my son and asked him to name two pronouns.
He looked bewildered and replied, "Who, me?"
What did the Mexican fireman name his two sons?
What did the drummer name his two daughters?
My sister has a cat named Queso. I told her she should get two more and name one of them Justin and the other Mergencies...
What is a monkeys two best friends names?
A man had two sons, Pete and Repeat. What was the second sons name?
Repeat
I said: "A man had two sons, Pete and Repeat. What was the second sons name?"
Repeat
"Are your ears broken?"
Continued with added frustration and humor each time.
A coworker handed me two quarters. I said, "Hey, now that I have these, guess what my rapper name would be!"....
Her: "Ugh. 50 Cent?"
Me: "What? No, I'd be '2-Change.'"
She just walked away without saying anything after that. Mission accomplished.
A camel with one hump and a camel with two humps had a baby with no humps, what did they name it?
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
Jose and Hose-B
Source: "Everybody Loves Raymond"
I work with two guys names Jose.
Oh well that's easy, just call one Jose and the other one JosB.
So we got two rats for my little sister and my dad wanted to name them.
He called the first one 'rata-one-ee' and the other 'Ratatouille'
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
What did the mexican fire chief name his two sons?
What did the Hispanic fire chief names his two sons?
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