Two cats are having a swimming race

One is called 'one two three'. The other 'un deux trois'. Which cat won?

'one two three' won because 'un deux trois' cat sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crunchyRocks
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Two cats are on a metal roof. Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest ΞΌ

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An American cat named β€˜One-Two-Three’ and a French cat named β€˜Une-Deux-Troi’ are in a swimming race. Why did the American cat win?

Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duzervee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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One alone can not, but two cat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-STRANGER-_-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What's the word for tying two cats together?

Concatenate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skwigglydoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What's worse than two cats in a box?

One cat in two boxes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jo-Sizzle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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My sister has a cat named Queso. I told her she should get two more and name one of them Justin and the other Mergencies...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrewsTravelers365
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Two fleas are crawling across a cat's skin.

One says to the other, "Do you think there's life on other cats?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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I have two tuxedo cats...

But they're grey and white so I guess that means they're business casual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surlysir
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called β€œOne Two Three”, the other β€œUn Deux Trois”. Which cat won?

β€œOne Two Three” because β€œUn Deux Trois” cat sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LindsayLoserface
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Two cats had a race across a river. Their names were "One Two Three" and "Un Deux Trois". Which one came first?

"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABisset
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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There were once two cats. They were called One Two Three and Un Deux Trois. They had a race across a stream. One Two Three won. Why?

Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmotionallyPained
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Two cats decide to have a boat race

One is called "one two three", the other is called "un deux trois". Who won?

"One two three" won because "un deux trois" cat sank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pablopharm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Two cats are having a swimming race.

One is called β€˜one two three’ and the other is β€˜in deux trois’. Which Cat won the race?

β€˜One two three’ because the β€˜un deux trois’ cat sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigManEB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Two cats are racing in the water

One cat was named "One Two Three", the other cat was named "Un Deux Trois". Which cat won?

One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComputerChaosKid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Two cats swam across the English channel. One cat was named "One Two Three", the other "Un Deux Trois".

The "One Two Three" cat made it, but the "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Se7enineteen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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England and France raced two cats across the Channel

They were named One Two Three, and Un Deux Trois.

England won; The Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pupmup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2014
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Two Cats swimming the English Channel

Two Cats swimming the English Channel to France, one was called One Two Three and the other Un Deux Trois

which cat made it?

One Two Three because Un deux trois Cat Sank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aontroim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2015
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Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won?

Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!

Told by my physics teacher, who is a dad himself.

PS: If you don't know French numbers

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