Lockdown conversation travel puns
Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?
She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts
Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?
She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?
Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?
She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now
An epic exchange of air travel puns in a group chat.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
Was gonna tell you a time travelling joke but..
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
I always wondered how Wonder woman travelled from Themyscira to London in 1 day...
I then realized she's an amazon, so she gets next day shipping
I took my boys to the traveling circus and told them to keep their focus on the biggest pole...
...because that's the center of a tent son.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic…
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
I was gonna tell a time travel joke but you didn’t like it.
You can travel to Alaska if you want...
but I wouldn't Anchorage it.
I once traveled to the Middle East, and suddenly, someone threw a rock at me.
Do you know why Quentin Tarantino likes to travel by plane so much ?
It takes lots of feet to do it.
A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
Did you hear about the traveling psychic sportscaster?
Everywhere he went he was ESPN.
What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?
If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get “Gnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...
Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.
In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.
I wouldn’t say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
Is this sub still active?
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
Friend: “How’s your job at the travel agency?”
Me: “Terrible. I’m not going anywhere”
I’m traveling through England and will be in Greenwich tomorrow.
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
Why don’t people use bulls to travel?
Because they go when the stop light is red!
(Sorry if this was bad)
Whenever I travel, I pack my underpants in a seperate bag
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
Why do EMTs travel together?
Because they're pair-o-medics.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...
Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?
Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?
Have you heard of the new travel sized chocolate truffles?
Pocket Lindts...
Credit: Twitter
Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?
Never mind. Y’all didn’t like it.
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
What did one Bro say to his Bro at a travel agency?
Bro 1- Bro will you hand me that pamphlet?
Bro 2- Bro sure.
"I'm sorry," said the barman, "we don't serve time travellers."
A time traveller walks into a bar.
I was going to tell you a time traveling joke
I was going to tell a time traveling joke
But you guys didn't like it.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke...
A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin
I told him that's the last thing I need
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke......
....but you guys didn't like it.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke...
But you guys didn’t like it
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