What music was popular during the French Revolution?
What shoe company brought back the popularity of baroque music?
What is a popular children's book that is edible?
When I was a young man, I was a rising star in a popular rap group. We got rich and made a lot of dough.
Have you ever heard of the Yeasty Boys?
What do you call a suicidal Japanese fighter pilot wearing a traditional Jewish hat?
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...
apparently the paper was jamming.
Exit signs used to be very popular,
but now they are on the way out.
What's rick Ashley's favourite music genre?
Rick n' roll
Edit: It's supposed to be rick Astley lmao autocorrect
What is the most popular sci-fi show in Europe?
On my farm, we have a tradition. Every year, we dedicate a day to collecting hay, drinking alcohol and having fun.
I guess you could say that it's our hay day.
After Simon & Garfunkel split up, they considered changing the name of one of their most popular songs
to “Parsley, Sage, and Rosemary” because they just needed some Thyme apart.
Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
Cemeteries must be popular...
People are dying to get there.
Why is the mushroom popular in parties?
Winnie the Poop (not a traditional dad joke)
This is not a traditional /r/dadjokes with a delivery and a punchline.
I just wanted all dad's, with kids around 2-6, to know that changing the name of Winnie the Pooh to Winnie the Poop will generate maniacal laughter from your kids. Especially if you combine it with singing the theme song from the movie.
As an added bonus, there is no statute of limitations on when you add the extra P. You can say:
Winnie the Poop
Winnie the Pooh...P
Or Winnie the Pooh...... ...... .... P
And your kids will laugh just as hard.
I've gone a full minute without saying the last P, while my kids hang on my every facial movement.
Enjoy
Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the country’s music industry in total bandwidth usage.
This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s Björk has always been worse than their byte.
Father's day tradition
Not a joke per se, but every Father's Day my brother remakes his kids sit and listen to 30 minutes of dad jokes
Will glass coffins ever be popular?
Who’s the most popular jazz musician in Europe?
The trumpet player Kilometer Davis
My friend said a show that is about kids that fight fantastical monsters with another kid that has special abilities would never take off in popularity.
But I've seen stranger things.
In Quebec, there's a popular dish with french fries, cheese curds and brown gravy.
Seriously, I'm not poutine you on.
Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based off of the religious music of Scandinavia?
I made a Playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem.
My son asked me "Why are bananas such popular fruits?". I replied
"Because they have a peel".
Texting my friend who is a caretaker for a 90-year-old blind woman. We are going to hang out later but she is currently helping her write sheet music.
Will glass coffins ever be popular?
What kind of music do planets listen to?
Contrary to popular belief, the first french fry wasn't cooked in France.
Why didn’t the prison musical go according to plan?
Because they all wanted to steal the show
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?
What is Mario's favourite musical?
What music do elderly people like to listen to?
Hip pop
Thank you, I'll be here all week
How many indie music critics does it take to change a lightbulb?
It’s an obscure number; you probably haven’t heard of it.
Why is Radiohead’s music so depressing?
Because they listen to Radiohead all day!
These two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other “what type of music do you like?”
The other one says “I’m a huge metal fan”
What do you call a popular person who gets sick?
Why kind of music does a corpse play?
Why are farmers popular at parties?
Because they’re always dropping the beets
What music terrifies balloons?
What insect is the most musical?
What kind of music are baloons afraid of?
I listened to some music by Rod Stewart.
He said, "Excuse me, I'd appreciate some peace and quiet."
Two giant wind turbines are standing in a field,the first one turns around and asks:"what i your favourite type of music?"
The second turbine said:"I'm a giant metal fan"
As an Aboriginal Musical Instrument maker, I once produced a Didgeridoo that was a mile long.
I never heard the end of it.
My friend tried to steal a copy of "Free Fallin'" from a music store...
He was arrested for Petty theft.
Will glass coffins become popular?
What music do balloons hate the most?
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