What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?
Oh my toe sis!
Sent my husband for a bandaid for my daughter’s toe. She asked what was on it as I put it on her, and I said “it looks like Olaf”, to which my husband replied...
“I think you mean Toe-laf”.
My chemistry teacher covered me head to toe in sodium chloride after I flunked my test...
I've never been more ensalted in my life
If you took all the people in the world who fall asleep during church, and laid them head to toe in a straight line
They’d all be a lot more comfortable
What did the somatic cell say to its sister after it banged its toe against the table?
Ow mitosis!
I put a padlock on the refrigerator and superglued the key to the bottom of my big toe.
I’m on the Key Toe Diet
Received a resume today with this attached to it. #(toe)nailedit
2 paramedics respond to a call for a lady with an infected hangnail on her big toe.
One paramedic looks at the other and says, “she doesn’t need an ambulance, she needs a toe truck!”
If you learned to do Kung Fu just one toe, would that be considered “To-Fu”?
Wife broke her toe and has to wear a protective boot.
I picked it up and started caressing it with my hand making crooning noises.
Wife: What are you doing?
Me: Just feeling the wonderful curves of your booty.
My boss told me that his father has to return to the hospital to have his big toe amputated…
I asked my boss how his father is getting back to the hospital, and if he needs me to call a tow truck.
What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe?
Mitosis
What did the cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?
Mitosis
