Will Smith and Chris Rock to go on a buddy comedy tour.
Chris Rock sets up the joke and Will Smith delivers the punchline
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Where does Sir Lancelot go to party?
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︎ Mar 07 2022
Don't go to the tattoo artist that used to be a math teacher
They really did a number on me
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︎ Apr 01 2022
Why did the anti-vaxer refuse to go out with Batman?
She was against masked-man dates.
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︎ Feb 27 2022
Why do girls only ever go to the bathroom together in groups of 3, 5, or 7?
Because they just can't even.
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︎ Mar 22 2022
8 year old me when mom asks me why i don't want to go to school:
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︎ Mar 20 2022
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because it wasn't peeling right.
(My 3 yr old just told me this).
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︎ Mar 26 2022
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
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︎ Mar 28 2022
Why are married women heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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︎ Dec 04 2021
why can't you go to the bathroom with Pokemon around?
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︎ Mar 30 2022
Why couldnt Waldo go to the gym
Because no one would spot him
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︎ Mar 19 2022
I hope the Kardashians don't go to the beach this year.
All we need is more plastic in the ocean.
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︎ Feb 27 2022
when did the man go to the dentist?
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︎ Mar 21 2022
My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store
I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up
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︎ Jan 25 2022
So I hired this dude to count people in the Bible for me. How many Noah's are there. How many Moseses. That sort of thing. Well, today, he stopped about halfway through. I'm sad to say that I had to let him go.
I mean, he only had one Job.
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︎ Dec 08 2021
I'm walking with my gf and parents towards a private pier on a lake. My parents go on the pier to check it out. My gf is hesitant since it's private property. I tell her if everyone else is doing it, then it's ok.
She was facing a lot of pier pressure.
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︎ Mar 26 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor's office?
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︎ Mar 15 2022
Where to Egyptians go when they have a sore back?
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︎ Feb 02 2022
Where would you go to find out how heavy a pie is?
Somewhere, over a rainbow....
*Weigh a pie. *
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︎ Apr 01 2022
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
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︎ Mar 14 2022
Why did Mona Lisa go to jail?
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︎ Feb 14 2022
My daughter asked if she could go to a 50 Cent concert...
I gave her a dollar, and told her to take her brother, too.
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︎ Mar 04 2022
Where do birds go to drink?
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︎ Mar 02 2022
Why did the planet go to the sun for depression treatment?
Because it really brightens up their day.
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︎ Apr 04 2022
If you go to the bathroom American, and leave the bathroom American, what are you while youโre in the bathroom?
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︎ Feb 27 2022
When you die, what's the last to go?
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︎ Mar 10 2022
Told to me by my seven year old nieceโฆ what do you call a mean lady who likes to eat and go to the beach?
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︎ Apr 02 2022
I asked my daughter if she wanted to go to a boxing match with me. My wife said that its too violent and she's still too young to watch something like that.
So I took her to a hockey game instead.
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︎ Mar 27 2022
Every day, a doctor would go to the same bar and order a chestnut daiquiri. One day, the bartender ran out of chestnut and used hickory instead. The doctor came in, sipped it, and exclaimed, โEw! What is this?!โ. The bartender replied:
โThatโs a hickory daiquiri, doc!โ
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︎ Nov 09 2021
I've never been there, might have to go
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︎ Feb 10 2022
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
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︎ Mar 14 2022
Where does the pope go to fix his nails?
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︎ Mar 14 2022
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants!
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︎ Feb 21 2022
Whatโs that city in Nevada that dentists go to?
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︎ Mar 25 2022
Why do dads bring an extra pair of socks when they go to play golf?
In case they get a hole in one!
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︎ Mar 05 2022
Why did the salad go to the recording studio?
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︎ Mar 22 2022
I asked my friend where his girlfriend wanted to go fishing.
He said "I don't know. Alaska"
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The programmer's spouse asks the programmer to go to the store
The spouse says, "Get a loaf of bread, if they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread and says, "They had eggs."
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︎ Mar 02 2022
A bra was talking to a hat. The bra said "You go on ahead...
I've gotta give these two a lift."
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︎ Mar 14 2022
No less than 8 girls asked me to go out today
Perhaps I need to visit women's bathroom more often
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︎ Mar 24 2022
Why did the Egyptian go to psychotherapy?
Because he lived in The Nile.
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︎ Mar 30 2022
If you want to be smart, go to Harvard and get 3 degrees. If you want to be right, go to a public University and get 90 degrees.
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︎ Mar 12 2022
I just won a free ticket to go on an African safari!
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︎ Feb 18 2022
Why did Madagascar decide to go fully electric with their vehicles?
Because with these gas prices, theyโre mad at gas cars.
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︎ Mar 21 2022
How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland?
She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans.
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︎ Feb 02 2022
Iโm pretty mad with myself, I didnโt go to the gym todayโฆ
That makes 40 years in a row.
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︎ Mar 23 2022
I think Iโm going to go on a plant based diet.
From now on Iโm making sure all my beef is grass fed.
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︎ Mar 29 2022
When did the man go to his dentist appointment?
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︎ Mar 27 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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