My mom went to see her 92 year old father at his assisted living home yesterday and she said to him, "You sure like to take naps don't you ?"

He said, "Well this is a rest home."

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👤︎ u/frashrite
📅︎ Dec 20 2016
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Would you like to be the sun in my life?

DAD: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

MOM: Awww... Yes!!!

DAD: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me

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📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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When I was younger I used to eat like a horse!

... yeah it was pretty awkward getting my head down in that trough.

Told to me by my 92 year-old neighbor/WW2 Navy veteran

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👤︎ u/Kareem906
📅︎ Jan 10 2014
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Found a dad doctor.

Some man approached my dad and asked him what year he graduated looking at his class ring. My dad tells him class of '92 and he asked how that was possible because my father looks pretty old. He informs him it was for his PhD and that his kids like to call him a doctor that doesn't help anybody. The stranger responds, well my kids call me a doctor that just sits on a stool and passes gas. We were both obviously confused until he let us know he was an anesthesiologist.

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📅︎ Mar 15 2014
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