Breaking News: Cornwall has been placed in Tier 4 lockdown.

Hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.

Apparently the Arrrr rate has increased dramatically.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Weddings are so emotional-

even the cake is in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekeytothedoor
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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My wife joined a pyramid scheme

It left her in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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I've had the most emotional cake day ever

It was in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnRedhead
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Just got back from a wedding, it was so emotional.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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The wedding was so touching that

even the cake was in tiers.

Edit: Thank you so much guys! I never expected this to reach 10k upvotes! You guys truly made my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anoobypro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I went to a wedding that was so moving everyone was crying.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Good news! I made a potion that makes you cry cakes!

However the first person who tried it is still crying endless tiers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Last night I had a nightmare about wedding cakes....

I woke up in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Johnson and Johnson have announced their new vaccine

it heard its going to be called No More Tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkullduggeryUK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What happens when people refuse to social distance?

It all ends in tiers...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForOneDayOnly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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The U.K. lockdown is going to end...

in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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People are not happy with Englands new COVID policy.

The whole country is in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larrydavid1987
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I can’t really think of any gardening related jokes recently

Most of them are planted in the dirt tier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bright_Dude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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In the UK we now have new Covid alert levels

I knew it would end in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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People are so sad I’m not entering the bake off this year.

Even their cakes are in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bovinejabronie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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5 Terrible Puns
  1. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

  2. If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… Guardian of the Galaxy

  3. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

  4. I Googled β€œHow to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.

  5. I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punsdaily
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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The most emotional part of my wedding wasn't the vows or the speeches - it was getting cake smashed in my face.

Really brought a tier to my eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysTheNoob
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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My son got me while playing Mario Kart Tour....

I've been doing horrible in the current tour so I told him:

"I'm going to lose a few tiers after this tour"

Son - "You don't have to cry about it"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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You should see the face of the credit card salesman after I turned down all his offers...

He was in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What did the wedding cake say while it was cutting an onion?

I'm in tiers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJokeBadJoke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I have my regrets about today...

Even the cake is in tiers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elirox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My daughter's wedding was very emotional for everyone.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPantaleon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Cake day

Cake day is such an emotional day. I am in tiers...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koru-racing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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The wedding vows were so touching...

Even the cake was in tiers.

(Obligatory cake day joke.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillWisdom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My friend quit work by having a multi-layer exploding cake...

When it exploded, everyone in the room left with tiers in their eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My wedding was beautiful!

Even the cake was in tiers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamsteraaaaaah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I just went to an emotional wedding.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fujfuj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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My special (cake) day was beautiful...

even the cake was in tiers!

had to do a (bad) dad joke for my cake day lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpleegg1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Our wedding was so beautiful

Even the cake was in tiers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ndseiler144
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Everyone at our wedding cried

Even our wedding cake was in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlashHash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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My wife and I had a fantastic wedding

Even our cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Everyone at our wedding cried.

Even our wedding cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Our wedding was so beautiful...

even the cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Just went to an emotional wedding

Even the cake was in tiers

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Our wedding was so beautiful

Even the cake was in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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My daughter’s wedding was this weekend

It was so beautiful, the cake was in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UmDeTrois
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I was at my son's wedding the other day

It was very emotional - even the wedding cake was in tiers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_The_Mattmatician
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Everybody at our wedding cried

Even the cake was in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewwap
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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People are so sad, I'm not entering the Bake Off this year

Even their cakes are in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I went to a very emotional wedding yesterday...

...even the cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagbon98
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Had my best man speech for my best friends wedding yesterday and I finished with a great one

"Well this has been a really emotional day, gosh...even the wedding cake is in tiers." Got lots of heavy sighing, laughs and tons of boos....I was very happy with the reception

  • thanks for the upvotes! Never thought I'd see the front page, it's been a pun-ishing wait to get there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinioForza
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2016
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My wedding was so beautiful

Even the cake was in tiers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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My Brother’s wedding was very emotional...

Even the cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JammyDodger26
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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I went to a really emotional wedding the other day

Even the cake was in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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My dad told me his wedding was very emotional

Even the cake was in tiers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_The_Mattmatician
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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