Kids these days don't know how to tie dye properly
I guess you could say it's a dying art.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
I was in a Tie & Dye tshirt making workshop. I had pun.
Why is everyone so obsessed with tie dye mugs recently?
They all keep talking about watching a whirled cup
Son: Hey dad, do you want a tie dye shirt?
Me: Sure, but why? Son: Then you'll be a Tied Ad.
He is strong in the way of the dad joke.
Why did Johnny Cash hire a man to make him tie dye shirts?
Just to watch him dye.
