How many times do you have to tickle an octopus before he’ll laugh?

Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freewave07
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How do you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guy2things
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What's the Kraken gonna give you that'll make you laugh uncontrollably?

Ten Tickles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieCrazy55
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a word that sounds funny?

β€œPhone-tickle”!!

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My dad dropped this gem during breakfast.

How do you know if a man is ticklish? Just take 1 test-tickle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun_Kill3r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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How do you drive a baby buggy?

How do you drive a baby buggy?
You tickle it's feet! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
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How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Itsy Bitsy Spider β€” Dad version

Use this nursery rhyme to play "scary/gross monster" with your tyke:

"The itsy bitsy spider climbed into Mia's mouth
Down to her ears and crawling in and out!
Out through her nose and tickled with her legs,
She made Mia sneeze her brains to scrambled eggs!

achoo splat bleah"

Substitute $name for Mia.

Spider hand chases while Dad reclines on bed. Tyke busily baits and counterattacks.

I dunno whether this qualifies as a Dad joke, but my wife hated it until she saw how much my daughter liked it. I feel like that fits the spirit of Dadness. For maximum results, send your wife the poem first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoLittlebook
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My wife was trying to see how ticklish my daughters were...

so she gave them test tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikehawk86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Why was the laughing experiment for males only?

Because the scientists needed a test tickle to start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcuraF1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What's white, round and giggles?

A tickled onion.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I’m like a cow in tall grass,

I’m utterly tickled to be here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kentfanatic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What does every tickle me Elmo get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chascb123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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How can you tell if your girlfriend is ticklish?

Give her a test tickle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call an exam that makes you laugh?

A test-tickle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjsoto6003
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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The quality of education is so poor today that some people don't even know the difference between a checklist and a ticklist!

Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.

Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjoojjoojj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Grammar Nazis hate when

Grandma tickle Ms. Takes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savedbytheb3l1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Why was the piano laughing?

Because I was tickling his ivories

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I don't want to fail my hernia exam ....

But my test tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

#Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh

Ten-Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kkshitij4_exe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquastronaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geek_fest
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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How many fingers does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RootbeerDreams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What type of writing makes everyone laugh?

arTICKLE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctColorados
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

"Ten tickles."

I'm so proud to bring you this super high quality dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaystibelman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles (tentacles).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAra_CHAOS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoodExample
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stanusNat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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How many tickles does in take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tigeresco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

10 tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chennai_buzzer
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What can you get from a squid that will make you laugh?

Ten tickles.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

10 tickles

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How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?

Ten tickles !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurritoWithDreads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eyemjeph
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh?

8?

No.... it’s ten. Ten-tickles. πŸ™

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marc--
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles....

I’m not sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ironblood11
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?.

10-tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sophiiie_rebeca27
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