A list of puns related to "Thoma I"
He goes, "No you weren't. Your name is Jenny."
I respond, "Yup! I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson!"
"Oh no," he replied. "That's my shoes... I'm wearing mockasins."
Son: Daddy, where is Thomas? Daddy: I don’t know, mate. Son: He must be working from home today.
Is this his first dad joke?? Strange what they must be picking up from conversations. Got me good.
"Thomas!" she shouted. "Not at the table!"
I said, "No, preferably somewhere a bit comfier."
It was my son's birthday, and we were doing a Thomas the Tank Engine theme. Went to the party supplies shop, and one of the things we got for the party was a helium balloon with Thomas on it. Gave it to him, told him to hold on to it, otherwise it would float up into the sky, all the way to the moon as Peppa Pig phrases it.
Anyway, I'm looking around and I notice something weird... there are Transformers helium balloons, Peppa Pig helium balloons, Barbie helium balloons, Thomas of course, various superheroes... but I notice the complete absence of Elsa and Anna on these balloons. But Frozen must be the most popular theme ever for girl's birthday parties, I would have thought. So why no Frozen helium balloons?
I asked at the counter, and they told me that they used to have them, but they got too many complaints. Apparently every time a parent gave the balloon to a kid, she'd just let it go...
"Shit day at work," I told her.
"Language, Thomas!" she said.
"English," I replied.
So at work recently theres this vegan burger called the impossible burger. when we pack them up we have to label the number of burgers and the name of them. Typically I wouldn't mess with that stuff since it might throw off the person restocking but the containers they put it all in makes it all quite apparent which ones are which burger. Anywho I began making puns on the labels starting with "kim-possible burger" and I wanted to see what you all could come up with. (I also did the small pee-pee burger but that wasn't really a pun). Anyways plz comment what you can think of that would be a pretty cool pun for the list and I will compile it all together. Thanks and regards, Thomas
Edit: formatting
I was running outside for a minute to get something out of the car.
Me: I'll be back in a sec.
goes outside, comes back in 30 seconds later
Him: Hi Back in a sec, I'm Thomas.
Me: ...uh ...what?
Him: You said you'd be Back in a sec.
Me laughing
I believe it is the Thomas Alva Edition.
Would this be considered a dad joke or an 18/19th century dad joke? Either way, I just about walked out the building after reading this.
ME: Hi Tom,
Thank you for taking the time to speak with me today and if there is anything we can do in the future, please don't hesitate to ask.
I was hoping you would be able to leave a Yelp review for other potential clients to see. I know that we will not be working together anymore, but we would really appreciate the feedback.
Thomas Jefferson: Matt,
Happy to offer you an encomium, however, I know of no connection between hounds striking the line of scent on a fox and complimenting a business enterprise of the 21st century.
He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.”
I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
She said "Dad... my name is Scarlett."
"Yeah, I know. But you were named after Thomas Jefferson."
I replied, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
Son: But dad your name is Brian Dad: I know but I was named after him
I exclaimed, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson!"
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