A list of puns related to "The Women"
It’s mail-dominated.
You can say there is a vas deferens.
And once a month... It’s shark week.
... unless they put their big-girl pantheon.
A smooth boar rifle.
From reality.
Sharon is Karen
Total ovary action.
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
He suggested, the cash machine .
One to cook and one to clean.
Her husband named the kid Carson
He identified as poly-Esther
It’s a mail dominated industry.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
His friend replied, "That would be a pain in the ass."
Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks. The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow." "Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says. The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof." "That's just a sack of puppies" they say. The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."
I guess I’m Bi Den
Snowballs
Snowballs.
Sorry, wrong bathroom.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.
At 8. You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18. You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28. You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38. She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48. She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58. You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68. If you take her to bed, that will be a story. At 78. What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you ???
He was sailing on the seven C’s
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
February. It has the least days.
I don't know which one is witch ?
"Honey, I got you a bouquet."
It was a cut-lass
They worked their core-set
The most common answer I got was...................... "EEEEKK!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO MY BATHROOM???!!!"
Me, to my wife: “that’s stupid. I would think most women only need to have them removed once!”
You are all extremely shallow
He’s a pickup artist.
Baby Shower thoughts.
That's the last time we are ever playing truth or dairy.
I say we letter
It always wants to meter.
They both have different definitions for 'BlowJob'
No, there's a vas deferens
Snowballs
Sorry, wrong bathroom
Snowballs
Snowballs
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