If you spell “sit in the tub” s-o-a-k, and you spell “a funny story” j-o-k-e, how do you spell “the white of an egg”?
Did you hear about the group of Killer Whales that killed a Great White shark?
It was an Orcastrated attack.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom.....
Until they are flashing behind you!
Got the nicest compliment in Pret today. The barista looked right at me and said, "skinny, flat white?".
That diet is really paying off but I really need to work on my tan.
Why wouldn't Snow White date any of the dwarfs?
Because she wouldn't date a Miner.
What's the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Paul Walker made it to 100 before he died.
TIL you need an Act of Congress to move some pieces of furniture in the White House.
Approving new Cabinet positions is such a drag.
whats up with the white noise
What's black and white and green in the middle?
Two zebras fighting over a pickle
What did the black dad and white mom name their little boy?
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the white house?
The Easter Bunny walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "I suppose you want a White Rabbit." The Easter Bunny says,
"I don't care, just give me something hoppy."
Why can’t Trump go in the White House?
A white man goes swimming into the Black Sea. How does he come out?
The left-hand side of the sheep grows white wool. The right-hand side of the sheep grows black wool.
Which side of the sheep grows the most wool?
>!The outside.!<
Why can't Trump enter in the White House?
Doesn’t matter if you’re black; white; old; young; rich; poor; thin; fat. At the end of the day
mr green lives in the green house, mr red lives in the red house, mr blue lives in the blue house. who lives in the white house?
The white shark is one of the most vicious fish in the ocean. What's the most vulnerable fish?
I made a quilt with a black and white paisley backside, and a red binding for the perimeter.
It's black and white and red all over.
There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
A man with a lisp kept stealing all of the white fuzz from my oranges
What do you call a kangaroo at the white house?
Whats green on the outside, White on the inside and smells like cucumber?
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore?
What did the white snake before leaving his burrow to hunt for vermon
Here I go again on my own...
It was a white Christmas kind of day and our fenced backyard was blanketed with crystalline beauty. We let our two little puppies out the back door. Amazingly, in a short period of time the yard was peppered with small holes over the entire surface. The cause of this was…..
What is the difference between a white man and an oriental window sealer? (Let's see if this works)
One is a Caucasian, the other is a Caulk Asian. (Please don't hit me)
What did the Great White bring to the party?
What's green on the outside white on the inside and goes up and down?
I wanted to drink a White Russian, but I didn't have any of the ingredients
My version isn't quite as good, but it's an OK similac-rum
When I started losing the debate, I tried attacking my opponent for liking white rappers
Turns out they frown upon ad heminem
I walked into a bankrupt Liquor Store and noticed all of the liquor was gone except for a stack of White Claw packs..
I went up to the manager and asked why did he still have those and he replied “oh.. those are hard-to-sell-sir”
Did you hear about the black and white bears that escaped the zoo?
It was total pandamonium in the streets.
The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
I’m watching the White Sox and Yankees play a Major League game at the field where the filmed the “Field of Dreams.” It’s truly a-maizing.
I bought a book calling itself ‘The Bible of being a self-entitled white woman’
Some people see the world in black and white.
Until they take off damask.
What do you call a penguin in the White House?
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