Why won’t Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?
It’s forbiden
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
Bi den.
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
My friend has peg on his short sleeve shirt for balancing small white balls on when he wants to whack them with a club...
He always wears his tee-shirt when golfing.
The first time Prince Charles went white water rafting, he threw up on himself when the river grew turbulent...
It was a roil-mess.
I stopped by the deli to have my typical ham on white or wheat but they were out of both!
My plan for lunch went a-rye.
Did you know you can erase things on a white board? Its pretty remarkable
I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
this dude at my school had two separate hit lists. we all knew who was on the white one, but the blacklist? no clue.
If we discovered life on Mars and their skin would happen to be white with black spots we should call them Dalmartians
I bet they’re better dancers too 😂 a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
What’s black and white on the inside, but red all over.
A inside-out zebra!
What do you call a white woolly mass snoring on a field?
A sleep
What do white supremacists have on their birthdays?
K. K. Cake
My friend works at Goodwill and every day he writes on their white board. This is what he did the other day.
I was on a date and said to the waiter “I would love the bo-log-nayz and a white wine.” Laughing my date said “I didn’t know you spoke another language.”
I replied, “yeah, I’m trylingual.”
Celebrated singer Barry White usually did not pay his restaurant bill - when the time came, he offered to perform for the room, and most of the time the offer was accepted. On those occasions he never failed to sing his famous hit
"Let the music PAY"
We should genetically engineer a long fruit with blue stars and red/white stripes on it.
It should be called "The Star-Spangled Bananer!"
In 1991 I had a white t-topped '84 Pontiac Trans Am. Guess what I had on the back hatch?
Spoiler Alert.
Found this joke written on a white board at work, a perfect dad joke.
What do you call the white stuff on top of chicken poop?
Chicken poop, of course
