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The Waffle Puns

A list of puns related to "The Waffle"

If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...

...San Diego.

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👤︎ u/ThroneDiscs
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.

They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.

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👤︎ u/i-kant_even
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do you call a person who loves both himself and waffles more than anything else in the world?

An Eggomaniac

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👤︎ u/MBonez12
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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When making authentic Belgium waffles, how much batter should you add to the waffle maker?

About a waffull.

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👤︎ u/uneeq33
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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What do you call a waffle at the beach?

Sandy Eggo

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👤︎ u/SuperShinobi
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.

I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.

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👤︎ u/CSwork1
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That's all he'd talk about! He'd even take people's toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.

He's such an Eggo-maniac

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat

It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)

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👤︎ u/Red_The_Thirteenth
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?

Not all heroes, where crepes?

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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Where are the best beaches for eating waffles?

Sandy Eggo

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👤︎ u/Lawlish
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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Saw some waffles with Elsa on them in the breakfast section yesterday...

Must have been Frozen Waffles!

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👤︎ u/GDeShieldsIV
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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What do you call waffles on the beach

Sandy-egos

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👤︎ u/skycraft-ak
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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what do you get when you throw an eggo waffle into the california desert?

San Diego

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👤︎ u/lininkasi
📅︎ Apr 17 2017
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My co-worker brags about bringing in the largest waffle to the office every morning. He won't let us forget it.

He has such a huge Eggo.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 20 2019
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If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...

Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego

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👤︎ u/johnnychr0n
📅︎ Mar 07 2017
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"Hey, ThinkGeek now has a waffle maker that makes waffles in the shape of the Death Star..."

"...the only problem is that the waffles tend to come out a little on the dark side."

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👤︎ u/Burbada
📅︎ Nov 03 2015
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A cook at Waffle House drops a plate and it shatters on the floor

An old guy yells from across the room, "If your check says China, it don't mean vacation!" True story.

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👤︎ u/Ennui_Go
📅︎ Nov 14 2016
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What do you get when you drop your waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

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👤︎ u/genghisKHANNNNN
📅︎ May 04 2020
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Why should you not eat waffles on the beach in California?

Because you'll end up with a sandy eggo.

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👤︎ u/SaucySpaghet
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...

You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.

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👤︎ u/armyjackson
📅︎ Nov 10 2014
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What do you call a waffle that falls on the beach?

A sandy Eggo.

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👤︎ u/f_gally
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle on the beach?

San Diego

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👤︎ u/capomatt
📅︎ Dec 12 2014
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