My eye doctor told me I have some of the worst vision of any of his clients today
Didn't see that one coming
I finally got the Covid vaccine yesterday and as I was driving I noticed my vision was blurry. I called the vaccination center and asked if I should go to the doctor or hospital. They said no.
But they encouraged me to immediately return to the vaccination center to pick up my glasses.
I lost vision on the left side
So now I look everyone right in the eye
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
What type of salt has the best vision?
An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
What's The Vision's favorite year?
A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't
My son saw a sign that said 'please keep children under supervision' and asked "dad, have you got super vision?". I never thought of the word 'supervision' that way before.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might".
I figured out that my vision is good when the sun is out, but not when it's down.
The difference is night and day
I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.
Got really bad eyesight, but at the end of this year I’ll get eye surgery to improve my vision, so hopefully next year it will be...
A blind man was at the doctor’s when the doctor mentioned a possible cure for his vision problems.
There’s a solution in sight.
What hospital ward deals with the most vision care cases?
I hope I'm the first to say this about the next US presidential election. Last election left plenty of people mad, but we won't have any near sighted politicians next time, because whoever runs in 2020 will have a clear vision of the future.
Because 20/20 vision means you have perfectly good sight.
Pun on a pun: I wonder if RealClearPolitics.com will catch on.
The psychic had visions only when he sat up near the register at the diner.
It was counter intuitive.
The moment you find out you need 20:20 vision to be a pilot...
What does Nostradamus do when he has a vision of a happy, well-adjusted gentleman living far in the future?
Foresees a jolly good fellow.
People have great arguments as to why the Germans lost WWII. I personally think they lacked vision...
Mainly because they could Nazi.
At what elevation is your vision the best?
Regardless of who wins the election today, let's hope that whoever runs in 2020 has the perfect vision this country needs.
Sorry Bernie fans, but he wears glasses so he's either far or near-sighted.
I always hear about "adult supervision", but I still have roughly the same eyesight as when I was a kid. When do I get the grownup super-powered vision?
2020 will be the year of perfect vision
2020 will be the year of perfect vision
What type of horse has the best vision?
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many vision puns
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