A list of puns related to "The Vikings"
“You wouldn’t get it, it’s Norse code”
"Its going to rain soon" he said to his wife. "How could you possibly know that?" She asked. He simply replied, "Because Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear."
He couldn’t a fjord a new one.
Aesir what you did there.
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
They were quite MEADiocre
Because of Loki.
“I must have taken Lief off my census”.
By using Norse code
There are many tales that have come from Viking lore but few are as lost as the tale of Bran Rudolph the Red.
It was said that he was blessed by God's with a keen ability to predict the weather. Due to this magical gift, he became a renowned seaman. Feared by his enemies, and respected by his bannermen. After years of successful raids and conquests, one of his shield maidens finally plucked up the courage and asked him how he does it.
"Bran, how do you always predict the weather? How have you always, managed to avoid every storm the sea throws at you". All his men laughed and looked up at their leader. Before he could respond, his right-hand man stood up and with a smile on his face and retorted, " It's simple. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Ballhala.
They couldn't affjord it.
Sucks dick like a pro. Doesn't let me cum and wants me to eat her ass.
Suddenly huge bouncer from before barges in and shoves me away with an unrelenting force. Proceed eats out Sky's ass like a boss
Yells "Sky's rim belongs to the nords"
(sorry for long post but friend sent this to me and i have no idea where it goes, could use some help)
They use a Sven Diagram.
Norse America
I need a raze!!!
It was quite an oar-deal...
Context (may be spoilers) they were about to chop off someone's arm.
"Are you sure you want to go ahead?"
"Not my head, just my arm"
I didn't know they had dad jokes in 795 AD...
One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” He said, “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
He told his wife that it was going to rain soon. His wife, never hearing her husband predict the weather before asks, "How Rudolph, how do you know its going to rain soon?"
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
“It looks like it’s going to rain” his wife said how do you know?
He replied “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear....
Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear
(Yes, I stole this from another sub:))
He couldn't a fjord a new one
"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
Rudolf the red knows rain, dear!
He looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain. His wife questioned, "What makes you say that?" He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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