What's the name of the pop diva who had been rejected by society?
My girlfriend totally changed when she became a vegan
It's like I never knew herbivore.
My friend has changed so much since she decided to become a vegan.
Sometime, it's like, I've never met herbivore.
What did the vegan say when they ate a plant based chicken nugget?
My recently passed dads favourite vegan joke.
If I ever became vegan it would be a huge missedsteak.
Why would anyone find vegans annoying?
I've never had any beef with them!
I was once a trusted member of a totally secret cooking society. But they kicked me out..
..for spilling the beans.
What is the name of farm owned by a vegan lesbian couple?
Bruce Lee had a vegan brother
I once saw a vegan sticking two pieces of paper together with hummus.
I asked him, 'why are you doing that?'
He replied, 'hummus is a vegan staple'.
Policeman taking a witness statement from the waiter after a shooting at a vegan bar..
Policeman: Can you describe the shooter?
Waiter: 6 feet, white male, grey shirt and a skirt made of parsley.
P: Parsley?
W: Yes. It was just a herb he wore.
My wife became a Vegan recently
She’s changed a lot and it’s like I’ve never met herbivore.
Why can't some Christians be vegan?
They can't seem to stomach seitan.
Might be an old one that someone else's said but it made me chuckle.
What do you call a society run by chickens?
The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
How do you know if someone is vegan?
Yesterday, there was a battle between the Pot Heads and the straight people of society....
If I owned a vegan restaurant,
it would be called the Veg Table.
I called in an order for pickup at my local vegan grocery, but they said they don't serve devil worshipers...
All I said was: kale, seitan.
My Vegan girlfriend left me over the meal I cooked last night.
What can I say? M'steaks were made.
What did the dad say when he cooked a big game dinner for his mostly vegan friends?
I’m sorry, looks like I’ve made a huge moose steak
Don't turn vegan...
It would be a big missed steak.
Did You Know That Dr. John Dolittle has a vegan brother named Jack?
If two vegans get in a fight...
... is it still considered a beef?
The flat earth society has members all around the globe.
I've heard that Dr Pepper hates society.
But actually he loves pop culture.
What's a vegan bodybuilder's response to protein powder?
You know why Vegans can't hate people?
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
Due to freezing conditions in New York, the mens American Naturist Society....
.....has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
I ran into this vegan girl who said she knew me
I had to tell her I'd never met herbivore.
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints!
There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
I don’t know why everyone seem to have a problem with vegans.
I have never had a beef with one.
A secret society of pranksters is called illuminaughty
What do Vegans do when nobody watches them
My wife said, “I don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.”
I said, “That makes two of us.”
What did the left eye say to the right eye when they got married?
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Who was Bruce Lee's vegan brother?
Today I learned that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother.
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
Interesting fact, Bruce Lee has a vegan brother
If two vegans get into an argument
Is it still considered beef?
Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother;
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