A list of puns related to "The Ultimatum"
She chose the ladder.
We were watching the latest episode of The Ultimatum and at one point this horse makes some noise during one of the couplesβ discussions and I said βlooks like they have some neighsayers..β
Heard this one years ago. Not OC
There's a man who loves tractors. Has tractor bed sheets tractor wallpaper. He loves them.
One day his wife says his obsession is getting in the way of their relationship so he is given an ultimatum. Either the tractor stuff goes or she does.
He takes a long walk to think it over and eventually decides to get rid of the tractor stuff.
A few years later he is walking down the road when he sees a building on fire and people still inside screaming from the windows. He runs up to the letterbox. Puts his mouth over the letterbox and sucks out all the bad fumes.
After the people were saved the fireman asks him how he saved all the people inside.
The man replies: I'm an ex tractor fan
She shouted back from the other room "It's an ultimatum."
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