A list of puns related to "The Twins"
Mike's operation went much better, and the doctor explained: "well, it's not Brian surgery".
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I thought this up just now, I hope its original
Hey, w.
Pears… And then he proceeded to fall out of his chair laughing. Meanwhile mom wants to know how she could’ve tested for this before getting in too deep.
They're Stereo
They had a Tutankhamun.
I guess they were dentical twins
I'm going to name them both Kieth. That way I can tell my fellow members, "I have a pair of Kieths."
One of them says “No this is a Kid Knee” with a smirk while pointing to his knee! I about died laughing.
Jose and josB
Neither have I.
So the other one could drive for a change.
Because it isn’t easy to tell them a part.
they were double agents.
I named the second one Repeat.
I asked the mother if it was hard giving birth to two babies in one day.
She looked me dead in the eyes with a straight face and said, pointing at her husband, "not really. I had one and he had the other"
Twos-day
Copies.
The doctor called in the woman’s brother from the waiting room and asked if he would like to name the children. The brother agrees.
When the mother wakes up, the doctor informs her that her brother has named the children while she was unconscious. She said “Oh no... my brother is an idiot. What did he name the kids?” The doctors replied “Well, the girl’s name is Denise!” “Oh, that’s not so bad! And the boy?” “Denephew”
And the boy Denephew
He is now a Pa Pa
She gave birth to a boy and a girl but the delivery was very intense and she went into coma for a few days. When she woke up the doctor told her about the twins and that as she was in coma for long, her brother named the kids. She said,"Oh God! Not my brother, he is a stupid idiot."
The doctor told her that he named the girl Denise and her mother said,"well that's not too bad, what about my son?"
The doctor replied the boy is named DeNephew.
One says to the other 'I bet I can get dressed faster than you'
So each hurriedly puts their socks on, followed by their underwear and trousers, both at the same time.
Now the hard part! Each fumbled frantically with their buttoned shirts, quickly but painstakingly ensuring that each button was right - a minute or so later each finished the last button at the same time.
The heat was on! It was all down to the last item of clothing!
It was a tie.
They wanted to go back to being womb-mates
Because two Wongs don't make a Wight.
Starting fires are easy since each of them will always have a match!
Feedus
Guess they were new sons to her.
Because they're people two.
He named One Jose and the other Hose B.
Identicles.
Now, one brother's all that's left.
Don't worry though. The other one is all right.
Now This raises more questions.
José and Hose-B
One was "Bald E" and the other was "Hair E".
Naw, they're just exspearminting.
Fetus
She ordered Graco "convertible" car sets
The boy's name is Denephew.
The girl came out I named her Denise The boy came out I named him Denephew
Jose and hose B
So the other one could drive for a change.
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