I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...

...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Did you know that if you took the Eiffel Tower apart and laid each piece end to end...

you could go to jail for a very long time?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic...

Without all those tourists helping hold it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bourque25
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why is the tower named the Eiffel tower?

Because the first person that died was screaming

"I fell".

Sorry not sorry lol.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?

Big Ben Dover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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How many animals did the king keep on the top of his tower?

A parapets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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During George's administration, the Taliban flew a plane into the twin towers

I guess they weren't beating around the Bush.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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why is my pasta 10Β° burnt or the tower is 10Β° leaning?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkshatChat28
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What's brown and swings from the bell tower ?

The lunch bag of Notre Dame

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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The Tower of Pisa was trying hard to remain politically neutral...

...but it was leaning too far right!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Saying the wealthy sit in their ivory towers is really just saying that the rich like Tuskeny-inspired architecture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilfiliri
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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If it only bounced off the Twin Towers! RIP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/parth19942
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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We were in awe when a man jumped off the Eiffel Tower...

That was, until we saw his parischute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delo357
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What did the falling tower say?

Eiffel

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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What is it called when Jamie pushed Bran down the tower?

King’s Landing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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When my family went to France I made sure we avoided the Eiffel tower because I was afraid it would suck our blood.

It is a Paris site.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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The leaning tower of pizza
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEAMteamguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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I dropped my phone from the top of the Eiffel Tower

It's ok, it was in airplane mode

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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Considering the Leaning Tower of Pisa, my daughter asked: Why don't the fix it?

Me: "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

Daughter: 'blank stare'

Inner dialogue: "A wasted talent [Dad Jokes]."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peternemr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?

Crystal-lean.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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A man was interviewed about falling off the Eiffel Tower and surviving

"What happened?"

"Eiffel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vi3ual
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy

So it’s italicized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlynh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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Did you here about the 2 antenna towers getting married?

The ceremony was ok, but the reception was great!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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Dad just texted me saying he just made the EYEffel tower.

http://imgur.com/aeAtk0O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnexpectedMedia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2015
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I was building a tower out of blocks and decided to use a box fan at the bottom

I call it my fan base

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trashcancomic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2017
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Why are the Eiffel Tower's lights so bright?

French resistance is low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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What does the iPhone say when it’s dropped from the the Eiffel Tower

iFell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realkenchan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..

I miss you rope.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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Why don't the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Big Ben ever visit each other?

One lacks the time and the other lacks the inclination.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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While in line for the Tower of Terror at Disney World...

A dad exiting the ride says to us "Hey guys, be careful! I think the elevator's broken."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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One of my dad's favorite jokes. Did you hear about the radio towers that got married?

The wedding was boring but the reception was great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1337tacosalad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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What does Tapeworm and The Eiffel Tower Have In Common

Both are Paris Sites

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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A guy once fell from the Eiffel Tower, and survived

From now on, he calls it the "I fell tower"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ado1928
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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What did the tower say to the Cup

Eiffel you up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisisanaccounton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I once fell from the Eiffel tower and survived

I now call it the "I fell tower"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy...

That means it's italicized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke_of_Spazzer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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What did the Big Ben say to the Leaning Tower of Pisa?...

"If you have the inclination, I have the time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DullMind
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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