The Tornados Puns

A list of puns related to "The Tornados"

What did the windmill say to the tornado?

"Honestly, I'm a big fan!"

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👤︎ u/heresyourhatandcoat
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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Was told a joke about a tornado the other day.

Blew me away

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👤︎ u/karma-enigma
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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I am trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the companies keep denying my application.

They told me, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear about the boarding house that was hit by a tornado?

Roomers were flying.

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👤︎ u/emjay144
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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Did you hear about the tornado in southern USA that was swallowing everything in its path?

It was called the VoreTex-as.

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👤︎ u/Deciperer
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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Did you hear about the cow farm destroyed in the tornado?

The scene was udder annihilation.

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👤︎ u/Nevets52
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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Did you guys hear about the tornado that hit a cheese shop recently?

Da brie was everywhere

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👤︎ u/qwopcircles
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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D'you know what happened to the cow that got sucked into a tornado?

It was udder disaster

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👤︎ u/Firest0rmRekT
📅︎ May 06 2020
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I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.

They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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Did you hear about the cow that got swept up in the tornado?

Such an utter disaster

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👤︎ u/Dmed24
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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What did the tornado say to the car?

Wanna go for a spin?

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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The Lone Ranger woke to see that his tent had blown away by a tornado...

He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who flew away in the tornado ?

What a udder disaster !

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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Did you hear the one about the tornado?

There's a twist at the end.

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👤︎ u/WhiteNerdyDelitesome
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
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Why did the mad scientist deliberately create a huge fire tornado?

Some people just want to watch the whirled burn.

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👤︎ u/Bow_To_Your_Sensei
📅︎ Feb 11 2017
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I used to live in a tree house until a tornado destroyed the tree.

My life had been uprooted.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?

Because it always gets touchdowns.

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👤︎ u/da_one1morelight
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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I was trying to listen to the storm tonight to see if I could hear a tornado

But I couldn't hear anything over the sound of the freight train

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👤︎ u/CrackedOreo666
📅︎ May 17 2019
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Why was the tornado alone?

Because he was a homewrecker

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👤︎ u/Adolph_Fritz
📅︎ Apr 11 2017
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We should call Tornado Alley the "Gust Belt"
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👤︎ u/wild-tangent
📅︎ Dec 18 2014
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What happened to the cow when it was picked up by a tornado?

It mooooooooved on

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👤︎ u/doobeedobedoo
📅︎ Apr 06 2015
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Did you hear about the narcissistic personal trainer who was sucked into a tornado?

Apparently, nature vacuums an ab whore.

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👤︎ u/bobbymack44212
📅︎ Mar 23 2017
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When the weatherman said there was a tornado in the area I was blown away.
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👤︎ u/ailyara
📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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I tried to buy tornado insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.

They said, “If your tents get blown over, you won’t be covered.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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I tried to buy some tornado insurance for my campsite, but the company refused.

They said, “If your tents get blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 23 2019
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