A list of puns related to "The Tenderloins"
On a 10th date at a steakhouse, my T-bone steak was really dry. I jokingly tried to snag her steak before she started, then she looked me dead in the eyes and said, “touch it and I’ll remove your tenderloins!”
Talk about love at first bite!
Happened tonight at a family event.
My brother in law needed to leave early to have dinner with his folks who are notorious for always having some kind of pork for dinner. The rest of the family started joking about if it would be ribs, pork chops, pork tenderloins, etc.
After they stop guessing I make the comment,
Boy all these jokes repeating just feels like Ground Hogs day...
Wife laughed, the in laws groaned. Not sure if I made friends or not 😂
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