A man was tired of drinking well water as he didn't like the taste. In fact, he hated it so much that he decided to destroy the well using dynamite. Unfortunately...
I quit my job as a taste tester at the herbal seasonings factory...
... I found the work too Thyme consuming.
Visiting my parents for the first time since COVID. He has taken up cropdusting people and proclaiming, "Surprise health check." To make sure you can smell and/or taste still.
Sorry not a witty one-liner but peak of dad humor.
I tried to taste the hot light bulb
But I got my tungstenned.
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Why did the car taste of strawberries?
Why was the cheese nervous about the taste test?
Because he knew he’d be grated.
My wife always thinks adding more herbs makes the food taste better.
She makes the same mistake; thyme and thyme again.
My girlfriend can't stand the tap water. She says it tastes too metallic.
I think she just has a strong sense of iron-y.
Have you heard about the new crackers you can see but can’t taste or digest?
Yeah... they’re called HoloGrahams.
The discovery of taste buds in the male reproductive organs
gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles
I have a recurring dream that I lose the ability to taste, see, smell, hear and feel.
My wife says it's nonsense.
It honestly doesn't taste great but the pun is appreciated
My wife was wondering what her breast milk tastes like, so she asked the baby. And he told her...
2 cannibals were eating a clown. 1 looked at the other and said “Does this taste funny to you?”
I let my kids taste coke for the first time...
... little shits blew the powder everywhere
Could you imagine a metalworker who bites his tongue but then cannot quite place the metallic taste of his blood?
Two snowmen decide to have cake for dessert. One snowman spits some out saying it tastes like boogers. The other snowman says.
What’s the first thing a newborn tastes?
I am from Britain and visited America last week. I noticed that the ketchup tastes extremely bad,
In heinz-sight I should have brought my own
Everyone said the pill that I synthesized tastes bad, but I didn't believe them
So they gave me a taste of my own medicine
For some time, I have been very interested in the taste of wood from old clocks
While many have found this unique my wife finds this time consuming.
The apples Apple makes are hard and taste like smartphone
Good taste is one of the most important things about a person.
At least that's what the cannibals say.
The store held blind taste tests of its brand against the national best seller.
Why does nearly every batch of sauerdough taste the same?
Because they're all cross bread.
GF and I were watching TV and the show is advertising cocktails that taste of pizza.
I turned to my GF and asked her if the cocktails were ‘Margaritas’.
She, of course, was not impressed.
Of all parts of a cow, the tongue is the one that tastes the best...
This is due to the many taste receptors over it.
I've just heard that the Japanese have made ice cream that tastes like instant noodles...
They're calling it ramen raisin.
People say making jokes about the Ukraine/ Russia conflict is in poor taste. Well those people can just go Crimea river
Why did the toothpaste taste so fresh?
Because it was in mint condition.
The chickpea was honoured for its great taste... post-houmously
Sister told me to try Saison beer but couldn't articulate the taste
I asked her if it saison the bottle
Finally gave my dad a taste of his own medicine in the thrift store
Dad plugging in a vacuum at Goodwill to see if it works
Dad: I think this is a pretty decent vacuum for the price, what do you think?
Me: Seems pretty sucky to me.
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Because it was ground just a few minutes ago
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Because it was just ground this morning
Two Cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other "Does this taste funny?"
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