A list of puns related to "The Tangent"
I said: Hey, man, whats your angle?!
Because the tangent likes the opposite over the adjacent
But honestly, I don't think it holds any water.
My best friend lives on the East Coast. Iβm on the West. He often streams his games over Skype so I can hang out and watch. He was playing the Witcher 3, and fighting the water monster men. I said βThey just want to know the shape of you,β and he coincidentally died at that moment.
He got really, really mad. I always knew my puns annoyed him a little, but when I was sad, heβd tell dumb puns heβd google to cheer me up. But he just went into a tangent on how much puns annoy him and how he doesnβt get that I keep doing them over and over again every day whenever I talk with him. Trying to stop or cut back on puns would be pretty difficult and make me sad; I love witty wordplay and commentary, and bottling it up feels awful. But apparently it really, really annoys him.
What should I do?
Tangent asked papa Cos if Sine could come to his Opposite Day party, Cos thought about it but in the end he replied with: βNo of Cosecantβ
Me, Dad, holding Mom's calculator while furiously mashing the [ tan( ] button
Me: tan tan tan tan tan tan--
Mom: What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Sorry, I kinda went off on a tangent there...
So my dad and I are talking one night during dinner and I let slip that my nickname in school is tangent. Then the following ensues Dad : Oh really? Well do you know who Satan's cousin is? Me : No. Dad : SaCOSINE! Me : Wait.... NOOOOO DAD NO.
He continued laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes after.
Well played dad. Well played.
The professor was discussing anatomy of the gastrointestinal tract, specifically the mouth/neck.
"The esophagus is about 10-11 inches long. If it were 12 we'd call it a foot."
Then he went off on a tangent about his friend in college who could stick a hot dog all the way down his throat. School is weird.
Both my co-worker and I are artists, we tend to spend our lunches talking about painting and classes.
Yesterday we got on the subject of Painting Elephant Galleries (it's a thing people!) when another co-worker appeared to get bored of our conversation and tried to change the subject;
His response was to quickly follow up her tangent with "Well, that's completely Irrelephant"
In class, my teacher went off on a tangent and started to explain the history of film.
Teacher: there was a point when there was a job where some one would be cranking a machine for 20 minutes to display the film can.
Student: Wow, spinning a crank for 20 minutes?? Are you for reel?
Teacher: Oh yes it was a chore.....ohhhh (groans)
I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.
Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>
Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.
Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.
Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)
Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.
Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.
Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.
Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.
Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.
Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to be mean we've gone way past the apex of this thread.
My wife: Nerds.
Me: You married me.
Mum: Llamamessiah quote of the day "if maths was tangible I'd punch it in the face"
Dad: Maybe should've said tangental
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