The power outage at the zoo’s primate exhibit was caused by a stereo.

Someone used it to play Rage Against The Machine. Lights out, gorilla radio.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thx_tex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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My son told me, β€œThe car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”

I said, β€œThat’s sound advice.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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All my neighbours bought the same set of stereos

When will they stop stereotyping

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hmmmmmmble_trauma
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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My wife asked me to buy a new stereo system for the living room

It was a sound investment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aliyahsboyfriend
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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What did the LEFT Stereo Speaker say to the RIGHT, as he was being taken away for repairs

AUDIOS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Can an electrician here help me reduce the power to our stereo by 4 joules per second?

My kids keep listening to a song and apparently want me to make it a little quieter, or "turn down 4 watts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hawkline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
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One minute you're young and fun..

The next minute you're turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Black stereotypes. (X-post r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The4horsemen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2013
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Music selection on a boat

Some friends of mine like to rent a boat every year and go enjoy a quiet day of nice summer weather on a nice lake. One friend brought a stereo with her this year and asked everybody, "What kind of tunes does everyone want to listen to?"

I told her, "Pon-tunes!"

Groans were had by everyone else on the boat.

Edit: We were on a pontoon boat, not a pond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/admiralkit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2015
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I just sold my car and this was my add

Hi Folks, If you are a linguist then I am selling your dream car! I’m selling an Accent, a 2004 Hyundai Accent to be precise. Even if you don’t know a bunch of languages, this car is still great for you.

Just like me, it’s been around the birthday block a few times, but there’s still lots of life left in both of us, I guarantee! If you are looking for the perfect body, seek out a surgeon. If you’re looking for a car that will love you just the way you are, this is it. Now I know what you’re thinking, β€œI bet this is a junker”, but you’d be wrong. Next to my wife this is the best body I’ve ever had my hands on.

What’s wrong with it mechanically you ask? Nothing! It drives great, A/C & heat still work like a dream, breaks work, transmission shifts good, and the 1.6L engine runs great. With its age, the engine has had some parts replaced. All the belts have recently been changed, that happens with age as I just went up a few sizes myself. The washer fluid pump has been changed because it’s important to be able to have a good cry once in a while. I did an oil change in the summer and depending on how long it takes for this car to finds it’s new match, I will do another in the next month or so.

Since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I’ll give you a run down of what the interior is like. It’s what’s on the inside that matters anyway right? I am the 3rd owner of this car and the previous owner was a smoker. I don’t believe there is a cigarette smell anymore but the cloth seats do have little holes in them. I mean hey, when you play with fire you get burnt right? The stereo head unit has been replaced with a modern Pioneer as the original just wasn’t in tune with my musical needs as a Dj. The only real problem this pretty young thing has is the passenger rear seatbelt does not retract. Since I have two mini controllers I taxi around, I’ve had car seats in the back and have had no reason to replace the seatbelt yet. A new one is only a cool $250 from Hyundai but will take some time for delivery. There are still 4 working seatbelts in the car so if you’re traveling with another couple, I’m sure they’ll love to cuddle up in the middle and behind you, the driver.

The trunk is spacious enough for the average trunk but just doesn’t work out so well for hauling Dj gear. The rear seats fold as easy a poker player having their bluff called, so it will give you extra room. Not much more that I can think of to tell you about but take a look at the plethora of p

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjBWren
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Dad at the Dinner Discussion

The topic is racism. My mom, sisters, and I are talking about how racism and stereotypes are not the same while my dad just quietly eats his food. We all give some examples of stereotypes for different cultures and how they might have come about. Then there is a break in the conversation.

A break for dad to casually throw in his two cents: "Many stereo types are from Japan."

I can imagine his thoughts before saying it. Oh, I've got one for this. Come on, set me up set me up . . . yes!

Good stuff, dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dodig111
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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Dad dropped this gem on my brother and I

Me: Hey, you hear that Robby got mono recently? Bro: Yeah, pretty messed up huh? Dad: I don't know guys, he might have stereo.

I got up and left the room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nedmccrady1588
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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Wife set me up perfectly

I came home from work the other night and as I walk in Better Man by Pearl Jam is on the stereo, and my wife is setting out a nice juicy steak for me.

I looked her right in the eye's and told her truthfully that "It doesn't get Eddie Veder than this"

She punched my shoulder...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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Story of an abusive marriage.

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case? "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?' "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." The judge said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?' "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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Expensive car stereo

My dad told me the stereo in his car was almost $10,000 but it was worth it because it came with a free car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jasonrj
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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Talking about Mono

My mom, my brother, and a friend were all talking about how this one mutual friend of ours has mono.

Mom: Yeah, she has mono. The unfortunate thing is there's not much you can do about mono.

Me: She could always switch to Stereo.

The looks I got were life threatening. It was great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/momentgenerating
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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One for the other ear

As my son is playing with a piece of clear tape and put it on his hand...

Grandpa: now you need one for the other hand.... You can put them on your ears and have dual stereo tapes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheelsAndGears
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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My Dad made a good one today

My dad was in my car today and saw my USB storage drive in my stereo. The drive has a little blue light that blinks rapidly whenever there's data transferring, so it's constantly blinking if I'm playing music from it. My dad asked what it was, and I explained. He said, "I guess that's why it's called a flash drive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicklikesmilk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2014
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My son: The manual in the car says not to turn up the volume of the stereo to the maximum.

Me: That’s ....sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Son: The car manual says that I should not turn up the stereo volume to the maximum.

Dad: That’s......sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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β€œDad, the manual says it’s not a good idea to turn the stereo volume to full.”

Dad: That’s sound advice.

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