Did you hear about the guy who got his saline solution mixed up with his LSD?
He got a real contact high.
What is the Irish solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict?
>! A two stout solution !<
If you're not a part of the solution, you're either a solid or a gas.
I'd make more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones I know argon.
Do you have mice in your home? WD40 is the best solution.
It won't get rid of them,but it will stop them squeaking!
With no buses, trains, or taxis in sight, and my wife going into labor, I figured the only solution was a piggyback.
But she refused to give me one.
Simple solution to my fear of the dark
I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there
Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illness.
It's a no brainer.
I found the perfect password solution
I use the date of birth of a person I know. For example from Margarete von Henneberg. Nobody knows her. So how should someone get my password 1234?
Why does it feel so good to find the solution to addition problems?
The answer is always whole-sum
I think the easiest solution...
is usually salt water.
One time, someone told me they were cold, the solution was simple.
I told them to go to the corner of the room cuz it is 90 degrees
Whatβs the solution to all your problems?
Alcohol.
"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."
I found the solution to entropy. i.reddituploads.com/4b1feβ¦
If you are not part of the solution ...
Then your are part of the precipitate.
