Thing is they're the nursing students.
They have nothing to fear but sphere itself
I kept spilling the beans
It was a lost Shaker assault.
Nomads allowed.
It's a no krill shelter.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
It folded
I didn’t know what to make of it.
It's not difficult to join, as they have but one rule to ring them all:
Toll keenly.
He now has a major eco-gnomic cat ass trophy.
They stashed it in the cache of cash.
I'm going to name them both Kieth. That way I can tell my fellow members, "I have a pair of Kieths."
Pariah Carey
Sinus up!
Banana
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
And today, 4 21.
.....has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
I might go take a gander.
It was called Diffi cult.
This ritual beating was called a PUN-ishment
meme
Starbucks
So I smashed their back door in.
It said they were gathering people from all around the globe
I want change!
But the committee assured them it was just natural selection!
The Aluminumati.
We're a fairly advanced society, we need jokes with content that makes us think. All these easy laughs are making us dumber by the second, and we just keep rewarding them with upvotes that convince the lazy among us to keep churning out lazy jokes. Comedy is one of the only common traits things in every society and culture on this planet and we may not always agree with what is funny, it's very subjective, but no society or culture has no comedy. It's one of the most effective unifiers in all human existence. Of course it's just my two cents, but we really need to avoid cheapening it. There are 6500 spoken languages in the world and this is the most widely spoken, the least spoken languages of course being sign language. Someone once said "a world without laughter would be like a world without warmth, a dark hole in the ground filled with cold water." I know they mean well, but I think it's worse than that. There are three unwritten rules for how comedy should function in the world. We have to learn to follow them or we're doomed as a people, forever, however just like there are two butts in the word "assassin", there are two caveats to this dire situation with lessons learned from the best there is. One is the lesson we can take from Switzerland, I'm not entirely sure what makes them so good at integrating comedy into their lives, but their flag is a huge plus. The other is the lesson we can learn from farmers who know how to put what's important first, how to put in the effort into growing something, and they are always outstanding in their field. We get too caught up in standard modalities of thinking and none of us are totally all right, in fact most of us are at least close to half left. In closing, the absence of comedy when you really think about it, is fear. Fear of the ups and downs of life, much like a fear of elevators. And just like a fear of elevators, we all must take steps to avoid it. Thank you for your time.
Disappointed
I was afraid of that.
Treeson
So they gave me a posh trophy.
Apparently everyone does only what Xi wants.
I kept spilling the beans.
I kept spilling the beans.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
they got members all around the globe.
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
They kicked me out for spilling the beans.
