I am sick of my friend’s nonstop puns about The Abominable Snowman.

Yeti still insists on doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Why doesn't Frosty the Snowman have a beard?

Because he's made from shaved ice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacos-ego
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Where does frosty the snowman keep his money?

Nowhere! He has Snow pockets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snwbrdrmidget15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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The abominable snowman....

The abominable snowman gets called all sorts of names, yeti doesn't seem to mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bob9109
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Why did the snowman win an award?

He was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pjburnhill
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Why was the snowman embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots?

He got caught picking his nose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frugatti_cuse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Smells like carrots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snow balls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Whats the difference between snowman and snowladies???

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrazilianBagel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...

Yeti does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fingerbob73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memerman09
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Why was Frosty the Snowman a bad machinist?

Every part he made had a β€œbbbbrrrrrrrrr” in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthMarasmus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why did the snowman get a hard on?

He heard the snowblower coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brock_Walker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My brother happened to be in Himalayas and captured the most detailed photo of the Abominable Snowman...

Experts say it is the best yeti!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman get married?

He got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?

A YETI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aromaz15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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How does Frosty the Snowman go to the bathroom?

That’s snowbody’s business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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What do you call the carrot on a snowman’s corpse?

No-body nose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apk5005
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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A snowman visited the doctor complaining about back pain.

They were diagnosed with Snowliosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a1234567890125
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What did the snowman say to the other snowman when it was his turn to perform?

It’s snowtime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tundranox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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How does the snowman get to work?

By icicle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JibJabJake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What's the cross between a vampire and a snowman

Frostbite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kittenowner1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why did the snowman pull his pants down?

Cause he heard a snowblower coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tml_4_ever
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Why was the snowman rooting around in a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snow Balls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Do you smell carrots?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ejb67
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What did one snowman say to the other?

β€œDo you smell carrots?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pond20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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what the difference between a snowman and a snowoman?

the snow balls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shrek-fan-26
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs.

πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pforzheim2005
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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How do you tell the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billy35365
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueWarrior347
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.

Yeti keep doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

β€œsmells like carrots in here.”

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmmv2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Has the abominable snowman called?

Not Yeti.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RemoteLizard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

"Do you smell carrots?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotCuppaTeaOof
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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What did one snowman say to the other?

Smells like carrots

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What’s the difference from snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackiswag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen?

Snowballs.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oSocialPeanut
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What did the snowman say to the other snowman?

"Smells like carrots."

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Why was the snowman going through all the carrots???

He was picking his nose!!!

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ranman35
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toughshitman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?

The snowballs

πŸ‘︎ 14
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_fudge_x
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snow balls

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bustab0x
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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What is the difference between snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnusCreske
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What's the difference between snowman and snowwoman ?

>> Snow balls πŸ€ͺπŸ˜…

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhysicalRing
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kravven_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snow balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xTheAddy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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