Dad's advice of the day: "Never shout into a colander because..."
"It’ll strain your voice!"
Why do the brokers on the trading floor always shout?
They capitalize everything.
a carpenter gets his ear sliced off on the job site. all his co-workers are desperately searching for it and finally after an hour of looking he hears a guy shout "I've found it!" as he races up to hand it to him he says...
Nah that's not mine. My ear had a pencil behind it
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.
Here's a shout out to the male strippers out there.....
They're always working hard.
Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is
I would just like to take the time out of your day to give a shout-out to the sidewalks
For keeping us off the streets….
Shout out to the guy who just got a third strike in baseball.
A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...
Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.
What did the janitor shout when he jumped out of the closet?
Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.
Shout out to the guy who came up with the word plethora.
Shout out to the guy that makes these sausages
In my heart, he'll always be a wiener
Shout out to whoever made the word plethora.
What will the Secret Service shout if someone tries to shoot Trump?
Shout-out to all the sidewalks
They've really kept me off the streets
Shout out to the people who don’t know what the opposite of in is.
What did the wig shop owner shout at the thief as they ran out of the store with one of the hair pieces?
Hey!! GET BACK HERE!!! You need toupeé for that!!
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. “Kobe!” I shout. “No.” He says in a disappointed tone...
Shout-out to the person who came up with the word "plethora".
It really means a lot to me. Well, to a lot of people, really.
Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.
Shout out to the ones who wonder what the opposite of in is.
If the government banned cigarettes, I would shout slogans and protest
But I'm afraid I wouldn't have the lung capacity
Shout-out to all the paranoid people
Big shout out to all the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets!
Why don't ewoks shout in the house?
Because they only have their Endor voice.
Shout out to the partially deaf
Whats the opposite of shout out?
The secret service agents no longer shout "get down!" anymore.
They shout "Donald, duck!"
My girlfriend is a sheep farmer. When she starts to have orgasms, she wants me to shout the names of local movie showplaces.
She likes coming to a theater near ewe.
Shout out to the wife who is asking where her husband is going!
Shout-out to all the dads!
I came to realize that dad jokes are often bad because they are actual original content. Dad's sacrifice their dignity by constantly trying to make jokes and once in a while a good one is made and used by the family members who take all the credit!
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is
Shout out to the people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.
Shout out to whoever created the word "plethora".
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of "in" is.
I like to shout out to the people who...
...don't know what the opposite of in is!
Shout out to people who don't know what the opposite of in is
Shout out to the people that don't know what the opposite of in is
Shout-out to sidewalks for keeping us off the streets
Shout out to the people who want to know what the opposite of "in" is!
I'd like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks out there...
... For keeping me off the streets.
Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is.
I'd like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks.
For keeping me off the streets
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