The Sequence Puns

I said, “No, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.

It made me laugh as hard as the other two combined.

Amber Heard

I HAVE FINALLY SEQUENCED THE HUMAN GENOME

ACGACGACGACGACAGACG

2 was enjoying a special position in the sequence of numbers. It was the only even prime number. All the other even numbers existed only because 2 existed. Heck, even computers ran on base-2.

As a result, 2 looked down upon all the other numbers, but no one could do anything about it.

3 and 5 conspired against 2 and decided they needed to do something so that it lost its powers. They kidnapped 2, and through magic divided 2’s powers equally among themselves. 2 ceased to exist. 3 and 5 both increased by 1.

Looking at 2’s dead body, they said, “Now we are even.”

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

Those are the con-sequences of a life of crime!

A newly married couple were confused on how to spend their honeymoon , the husband wanted to go to Australia first but the wife wanted to go to TIC TAC world(coz fuck logic). Upon further debate they ended on going to australia first because the husband thought the sequence was authentic.

He colored a few stickers and they told a story if placed in the correct sequence, so I guess to a 6 year old, it's kind of like a movie

Son: Would you like to see the video I just made?

Me: Sure! Did you make a title for your video?

Son: It's called Video Tape

So proud :D

Here's the sequence:

Alex Trebek: And the category for Final Jeopardy today is 'The Titanic.' Clue when we come back.

Dad: I always get a sinking feeling when that's the subject.

“No, it’s easy as 1,1,2, 3.”

“Nope. It’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.”

Dad: No, it’s as easy as 1,1,2,3....

“No. It’s as easy as 1,1,2,3.”