'Tis the season for original content :^)
What do you call an agnostic person during the Christmas season?
Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?
Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?
There was noel
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
Ahh.. nothing like the passing of the four seasons here in lovely Ireland
Easily my favorite day of the year.
For the upcoming NFL season, players will not be allowed to keep chicken as pets.
That would be considered a personal fowl.
Have you seen season three of the Avatar?
Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.
I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.
I was going to take a hike in the woods today but realized tick season is starting
and I like my Corona without Lyme.
The NBA has suspended the season...
It would be a little hard to play with everyone getting penalties, since people with corona-virus love to travel
What does the rest of the NBA season have in common with the rest of the NHL season?
What is the lake's favorite season?
US election season meats the holiday season
With the COVID virus going around the NHL season is on ice.
I was asked to prep the turkey, season the gravy and potatoes...
I don't think I have Thyme for all that!
It must be terrifying to have the last name Hall this season.
Everyone's out there trying to Deck the Halls.
Did you know Bono did the soundtrack for the new season of "You"?
Whats the most dangerous season for elderly people?
A Jewish Dad really enjoys Christmas and the whole season
But then, he has a lot of gelt.
What's the cutest season?
What letter of the alphabet is banned during the Christmas Season?
Why do gymnasts never season their food in the winter?
Because they only like summer salts.
In the spirit of the season, here’s a meme I made years ago.
[Satire] This be the season
After all the final season backlash, how did D&D get off the Game of Thrones highway?
They took Daenerys exit..
HBO went too far for the release of GoT season final...
With the fire at Notre Dame in Paris.
'Tis the season, yo
Daughter: Do we have any more wrapping paper?
Me: Nope, mom used the last of it. You'll have to use hip-hopping paper instead.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
MFW I try to inhale through my nose during allergy season, but it's just sealed the fuck up.
Winter is by far the best season.
It’s Halloween season, and I saw Snow White working at the shoe store in our local shopping centre.
She is the fairest of the mall.
The Stranger Things season 3 release feels soooo far away.
By the time it airs, she's gonna be called Fifteen.
With over 25,000 yards a season as a quarterback in high school with no interceptions, he predicted he would be in the NFL
Tis the season
My friend gave me a procrastination test for Christmas last year, still haven’t done it
Last Christmas season, I took my son to see Santa Claus at the mall and he stank of booze and cigarettes.
God knows what Santa must have thought of him.
How do the seasons change?
What is the best season to sell Life Alert?
What are the four seasons?
Spring, Summer, Pumpkin, and Winter
Why didn’t the baker season his focaccia before putting it into the oven?
Not a productive use of thyme.
The villagers wanted to build a water reservoir to fight the dry season...
Sadly the government didn't give a dam.
In a certain part of Africa, the migratory pattern of lions heralds the changing of seasons
The people say that the lions come at the end of August with such regularity, they can begin to prepare for winter on the day they arrive. After all, The Pride comes before the fall.
How do the seasons change?
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