If Alanis Morissette was a sheep who disliked the fall season...
She'd say "Ewe, ewe, ewe, Autumn? No!"
What is the Spring season's favorite kind of pickles?
Season 2 of the Queen’s Gambit will have Beth Harmon move to Prague.
The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate
'Tis the season for original content :^)
What is the most victorious season?
(My 11 year old daughter thought of this)
Winter
I was diagnosed with Dunlaps Disease shortly after feasting my way through the holiday season...
Yep, my belly dunlaps over my belt.
I was watching my son play a Zelda game and I told him it's more effective to lose your health during the summer and winter seasons. He looked at me all confused and asked why? I told him it's because...
that way you won't take any fall damage.
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
What do you call an agnostic person during the Christmas season?
Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?
Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?
There was noel
Ahh.. nothing like the passing of the four seasons here in lovely Ireland
Easily my favorite day of the year.
For the upcoming NFL season, players will not be allowed to keep chicken as pets.
That would be considered a personal fowl.
Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.
I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.
Have you seen season three of the Avatar?
I was going to take a hike in the woods today but realized tick season is starting
and I like my Corona without Lyme.
The NBA has suspended the season...
It would be a little hard to play with everyone getting penalties, since people with corona-virus love to travel
US election season meats the holiday season
I was asked to prep the turkey, season the gravy and potatoes...
I don't think I have Thyme for all that!
What does the rest of the NBA season have in common with the rest of the NHL season?
What is the lake's favorite season?
What's the cutest season?
It must be terrifying to have the last name Hall this season.
Everyone's out there trying to Deck the Halls.
Whats the most dangerous season for elderly people?
Did you know Bono did the soundtrack for the new season of "You"?
A Jewish Dad really enjoys Christmas and the whole season
But then, he has a lot of gelt.
What letter of the alphabet is banned during the Christmas Season?
Why do gymnasts never season their food in the winter?
Because they only like summer salts.
In the spirit of the season, here’s a meme I made years ago.
[Satire] This be the season
After all the final season backlash, how did D&D get off the Game of Thrones highway?
They took Daenerys exit..
'Tis the season, yo
Daughter: Do we have any more wrapping paper?
Me: Nope, mom used the last of it. You'll have to use hip-hopping paper instead.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
It’s Halloween season, and I saw Snow White working at the shoe store in our local shopping centre.
She is the fairest of the mall.
How do the seasons change?
Winter is by far the best season.
The Stranger Things season 3 release feels soooo far away.
By the time it airs, she's gonna be called Fifteen.
What are the four seasons?
Spring, Summer, Pumpkin, and Winter
Last Christmas season, I took my son to see Santa Claus at the mall and he stank of booze and cigarettes.
God knows what Santa must have thought of him.
What is the best season to sell Life Alert?
With over 25,000 yards a season as a quarterback in high school with no interceptions, he predicted he would be in the NFL
How do the seasons change?
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